funny pic thread

[Chucktown PE]

^How does a centaur wipe its ass?

Have you ever seen a horse wipe it's ass? The answer is, he doesn't.

The answer is not that simple. I will kindly request that you go on over to the HOF thread for the answer to this ages old question.

 

[Wolverine]

^How does a centaur wipe its ass?

Stupid question... everybody knows a centaur wipes it's arse with a unicorn...

...on a plane on a treadmill.

 

[Master slacker]

I object since clearly that's not a unicorn - the nearest thing I can find to it is "Hayagriva" of Hindu legend, the body of a man but the head of a horse, or the minotaur of Greek mythology, but that was a bull not horse, and anyway none of that really matters since it's the rainbows themselves that are the important new energy source proposed by Bill Gates, and neither unicorns, minotaurs, and Hayagriva are required since we have an abundance of rainbow power.

Here's the real answer on what that thing is:

 

[Chucktown PE]

Either way, Al Gore says that's the solution to our enegy problems so suck it.

 

[Fluvial]

I need to get this:

 

[csb]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtKkyrZtUaM...player_embedded

+100 LOTR

 

[Wolverine]

^^^ Nice.

But:

+1 SW, -1 BO

 

[csb]

Damnit! Now this means bailouts for Darth Vader and gay Stormtroopers!

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

^

 

[csb]

 

[Master slacker]

Is that supposed to deter you from standing near the edge or entice you to stand near it? :huh:

 

[akwooly]

^^^ Nice.
But:

+1 SW, -1 BO

think of all the jobs that were created by the construction of the death star.

 

[wilheldp_PE]

think of all the jobs that were created by the construction of the death star.

And it's subsequent destruction and re-construction. Keep following that cycle, and people will have employment for generations...assuming they have time to procreate before being destroyed along with a partially re-constructed death star.

 

[StructuralPoke]

 

[frazil]

don't they ever get tired?!

 

[FLBuff PE]

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[FLBuff PE]

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[FLBuff PE]

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[StructuralPoke]

 

[Wolverine]

[SIZE=14pt]WHEN NEWS STORIES COLLIDE:[/SIZE]

Tour de France Competitor Levi Leipheimer: Spay and Neuter—It's as Easy as ABCHe's a seasoned competitor in the most grueling cycling races around the world. But between training sessions, Leipheimer still manages to find time to help unwanted animals. Leipheimer and his wife, Odessa Gunn, run Freedom Hill, a foundation they started to provide financial assistance to animal organizations. The busy world-class athlete recently posed for PETA's first ever animal birth control (ABC) PSA with his animal companion Bandit—who was rescued from a situation of neglect in Girona, Spain—to encourage people to help reduce companion animal overpopulation.

Pet Owners Face Danger From AboveMarch 10, 2010 - 9:46 AM |

Most pet owners take steps to protect their animals. In Santa Rosa, California, Odessa Gunn worried a car or coyote might one day claim the lives of her dogs, which is why she and her husband, renowned American bicyclist Levi Leipheimer, fenced in their property.

But now they're mourning the loss of their beloved Chihuahua, Trooper, and nursing their other dog, Bandit, back to health. The attacker came from an unlikely place -- the sky.

Gunn had just let her dogs out into the backyard and was preparing to join them. She recalls, "in the time it took me to put my boots on, I heard what sounded like a really horrendous cat screeching noise. I thought it was a mountain lion or a bobcat or something."

In fact, it was a pair of Great Horned Owls, birds that typically eat rats and squirrels. On this recent night, the birds set their sites on larger prey. From out of the darkness, the two owls swooped down and attacked Trooper and Bandit, just feet away from where Gunn stood.

After a violent struggle, Bandit escaped, bloody and limping, but Trooper was carried off and hasn't been seen since. No fur. No blood. Nothing.

Meet Bandit: