flatulent worker reprimand

[EM_PS]

Too funny :lmao: -

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[Dexman PE PMP]

^^^ One of my poker friends is the same way. He is also lactose intolerant and becomes very gassy if he eats any. He knows it's a problem and has adjusted his diet accordingly, although sometimes he purposefully changes his diet the day of our monthly game. He thinks it creates an advantage since most of the group ends up playing all night with their shirt over their nose.

 

[wilheldp_PE]

One of my buddies is lactose intolerant, and when he eats pizza, it is unbearable. I can see them filing a reprimand over this. If the guy is lactose intolerant, then he should be reprimanded for having lactose-containing foods during the work day. If you want to eat some cheese and colon blow, do it on your own time.

 

[csb]

Dear Jesus,

Thank you for this not being about me.

Sincerely,

csb

 

[MA_PE]

problem solved.

http://www.gasbgon.com/about.htm

could get the offender some filtering undies or at least a filter cushion, alternately could get filter masks for everyone else in the office.

 

[EM_PS]

Dear Jesus,

Thank you for this not being about me.

Sincerely,

csb

:BS:

 

[MA_PE]

Dear Jesus,

Thank you for this not being about me.

Sincerely,

csb

he who denied it, supplied it.

 

[Ble_PE]

I always thought it was "smeller's the feller".

 

[kevo_55]

Talk about raising a stink in the office!

 

[MA_PE]

I always thought it was "smeller's the feller".

he who smelt it, dealt it.

 

[YMZ PE]

This reminds me of those old Terry Tate: Office Linebacker commercials. "You can't cut the cheese wherever you please! That's just nasty!"

 

[cement]

I should be dieting now, but it's too cold to keep the outside office door open if I eat those fiber one bars...

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

I feel bad for his office chair. It must have a very high fsi (farts per square inch) rating if it hasn't failed already.

 

[csb]

I got a new office chair that's all mesh. Not as easy to secretly fart at my desk anymore.

 

[EM_PS]

^Is that supposed to help your butt breathe or something? I got the old-school polyester special, but fortunately have a map table / standing desk too.

 

[cdcengineer]

A real fart smeller

 

[cdcengineer]

It was probably funny in high school, but the workplace changed all that

 

[FLBuff PE]

Joystopos.

 

[csb]

^Is that supposed to help your butt breathe or something? I got the old-school polyester special, but fortunately have a map table / standing desk too.

It's a loaner chair from an office supply place. I got it in November to test drive and my new chair was ordered shortly thereafter. They haven't been to pick up the trial chair ever, but I also haven't seen my new chair.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

I got a new office chair that's all mesh. Not as easy to secretly fart at my desk anymore.

HSDs are easily disposed of, though.