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[Ramnares P.E.]

Yeah I hear you...I live by a HS and every girl is making out with her bf or gf in the corner or on the train

 

[NJmike PE]

No clue how Mike deals with three...he's a hero just for that

Piece of cake.

 

[Ramnares P.E.]

If I had a daughter and saw that is probably be arrested for homicide

 

[matt267 PE]

And you need a better role model

 

[Ramnares P.E.]

You feed them cake? No wonder you approved of that sugar cookie mom

 

[matt267 PE]

Just wait mike. Your girls will turn 7 too someday

 

[Ramnares P.E.]

I'm not having three...I'm fighting the hints for number two

 

[matt267 PE]

Not too cute anymore

 

[matt267 PE]

I'm not having three...I'm fighting the hints for number two

I've fighting for 7 years. I'm loosing though

 

[NJmike PE]

Why do you think he sleeps on the couch.

Because I'm a dick.

He hasn't figured shit out either

Let the wife deal with them. That's how I roll

 

[Ramnares P.E.]

That's a brilliant strategy Mike...pretty much my disaster diaper plan

 

[matt267 PE]

Did any results come out yet?

 

[Ramnares P.E.]

Pregnancy test negative, you're in the clear for now Matt

 

[matt267 PE]

If I had a daughter and saw that is probably be arrested for homicide

Yeah, I ain't gonna handle that shit well.

 

[Ramnares P.E.]

Sometimes I think the dads with shotguns on the porch have the right idea

 

[matt267 PE]

Spam your pain away.

 

[matt267 PE]

Sometimes I think the dads with shotguns on the porch have the right idea

Yeah, but I might actually use it.

 

[Ramnares P.E.]

If I wasn't on my phone I would post the scene from Bad Boys 2 where the guy comes to pick up the girl for a date

 

[matt267 PE]

Shoot one and the word will spread.

 

[NJmike PE]

Sometimes I think the dads with shotguns on the porch have the right idea

Make no mistake, this will be me.