First one to 10K wins...

[P-E]

The bacon eating type

 

[matt267 PE]

Only the best

 

[blybrook PE]

Its 5pm somewhere. Time to escape work

 

[frazil]

That's going to cost you...just like peanut butter cups and good haircuts.

 

[blybrook PE]

I use a #2 for a buzz cut. My haircuts only cost time... Peanut butter cups on the other hand, I think I could afford to spare a few of those...

Already know no one will be visiting the house tomorrow night. If they do, fair warning, the gate is electrified too...

 

[Road Guy]

I just ate 16 ounces of cottage cheese

 

[matt267 PE]

why, why would you do something like that?

 

[akwooly]

yum. cottage cheese.

 

[matt267 PE]

uke:

 

[P-E]

I thought 16 oz only comes in beer.

 

[akwooly]

Ship Wreck

 

[NJmike PE]

I just ate 16 ounces of cottage cheese

uke:

This

 

[akwooly]

cottage cheese is better if you put pineapple chunks in it.

 

[P-E]

bacon in it

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Why would you spoil perfectly good bacon?

BTW, I like cottage cheese too.

 

[Road Guy]

It was the only thing in the fridge... Guess I will have to take applications for a sister wife to help out around here....

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Tell your wife to stop working in the medical field. It's a win on 2 fronts: she can stay at home and make sure the fridge is well stocked, and would also remove herself from the outbreak apocalypse center known as "family health care center"

 

[Dleg]

My haircuts only cost $5, but I give her $10 because she's kind of hot.

 

[blybrook PE]

Time to raid the fridge. My office is trying to give away 3 cases of alaskan amber. No employee wants it...

 

[Dleg]

Do you work in a convent or something?