First one to 10K wins...

[NJmike PE]

cottage cheese is better if you put pineapple chunks in it.

If I eat cottage cheese I usually end up putting chunks in it.

 

[Dleg]

Is cottage cheese supposed to be brown?

 

[akwooly]

Time to raid the fridge. My office is trying to give away 3 cases of alaskan amber. No employee wants it...

honestly your office mates sound lame.

 

[Ship Wreck PE]

My haircuts only cost $5, but I give her $10 because she's kind of hot.

That's what I am saying. I have been getting hot chicks to cut my hair for years and years. No more old man rubbing his crotch on my shoulder.

 

[akwooly]

hell ya Ship Wreck.

 

[matt267 PE]

Ship wreck, is her name candy?

 

[NJmike PE]

Candy cane

 

[akwooly]

jessi and cayla are the only ones that cut my hair.

 

[Ship Wreck PE]

My girl candy cuts my hair topless

 

[blybrook PE]

honestly your office mates sound lame.

Agreed!

Been sitting on the floor for nearly a week now. It has yet to find a new home.

 

[matt267 PE]

My girl candy cuts my hair topless

Do you pay her with singles?

 

[blybrook PE]

And another before getting outta here

 

[matt267 PE]

Passing through

 

[NJmike PE]

How is this not at 500 yet?

:facepalm:

 

[Dleg]

Ut oh... wife just called from the office, crying.... said it's her boss, and doesn't want to tell me about it over the phone, only over lunch....

 

[NJmike PE]

Sounds baaaad

 

[akwooly]

No good could come from a call like that.

 

[NJmike PE]

Better drink ahead of lunch date

 

[Dleg]

^Bad idea. I might do something to him that I would regret...

 

[NJmike PE]

Good point.