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S: There's no such thing as a bloody cat license.

C: Yes there is!

S: Isn't!

C: Is!

S: Isn't!

C: I bleeding got one, look! What's that then?

S: This is a dog license with the word 'dog' crossed out and 'cat' written

in in crayon.

C: The man didn't have the right form.

S: What man?

C: The man from the cat detector van.

S: The looney detector van, you mean.

C: Look, it's people like you what cause unrest.

S: What cat detector van?

C: The cat detector van from the Ministry of Housinge.

S: Housinge?

C: It was spelt like that on the van (I'm very observant!). I never seen so

many bleeding aerials. The man said that their equipment could pinpoint

a purr at four hundred yards! And Eric, being such a happy cat, was a

piece of cake.

 
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