Favorite Monty Python Quotes

[matt267 PE]

The one I use the most is:

"Tis but a scratch"

I also like:

"What are you going to do, bleed on me?"

 

[Capt Worley PE]

Never heard of him. Who is he?

 

[snickerd3]

where to start...there are so many...

 

[MA_PE]

Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!

Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!!

 

[FLBuff PE]

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

 

[mudpuppy]

"what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

 

[knight1fox3]

"Now go away or shall taunt you a 2nd time!"

"There are some who call me............

.....Tim"

 

[Flyer_PE]

"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

Also

"She's got huge.....tracts of land".

 

[engineergurl]

is this like another spaceship tv show/movie thing?

 

[Capt Worley PE]

^I think he's the British chap who fought the Germans in Africa.

 

[Flyer_PE]

'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!

 

[engineergurl]

actually, I vaguely remember something about knights saying Ni...

 

[snickerd3]

The scene is way too long but...the dead collector

Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!

He's sleeping.

 

[ventilator]

I fart in your general direction

 

[matt267 PE]

actually, I vaguely remember something about knights saying Ni...

I don't think they say "Ni" anymore.

 

[envirotex]

Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

But then the African swallow's not migratory...

 

[MA_PE]

actually, I vaguely remember something about knights saying Ni...

I don't think they say "Ni" anymore.

they say ecky, echy, ecky, ptanggg!

 

[engineergurl]

actually, I vaguely remember something about knights saying Ni...

I don't think they say "Ni" anymore.

they say ecky, echy, ecky, ptanggg!

YES! I remember this!!!

 

[Flyer_PE]

Come and see the violence inherent in the system!