EB Mafia

[BlueBlueprintPE PMP]

@SaltySteve I'll spread the joy to @fowler sorry, you're the only one with 2 (requirement to bump up to tie) at the moment, and I feel a burning need to spread holiday joy. 

I am a world champion at losing tiebreakers, so I still assume I'm the one getting lynched, but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

fine fine.... now i can sit and stress about results (Washington here - of course one of the last dozen to release ) .. and being killed off all night long. sleep is over-rated anyway. 

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

WHY DIDN'T YOU JOIN.  WE COULD HAVE TEAMED UP AND HAD HOT COCOA AND TOTALLY TAKEN THIS GAME SERIOUSLY.

I just read all the posts following yours and it's exactly why I don't wish to play this game.

 

[Tiger15]

Holy crap, eight pages since this morning! I only survived the WttS and map thread because I had help. I'm not sure I can parse through all this. Can someone tl;dr this for me?

Mostly random votes.

@rebecca1 passed the PE.

@Roarbarkand @ChebyshevII PEwere tied for the most votes so they together decided to change their votes to bring more people into the tiebreaker.

 

[Roarbark]

fine fine.... now i can sit and stress about results (Washington here - of course one of the last dozen to release ) .. and being killed off all night long. sleep is over-rated anyway. 

Aw, now I feel guilty

@rebecca1 I missed that! Congratulations!!!!!

 

[BlueBlueprintPE PMP]

Aw, now I feel guilty

@rebecca1 I missed that! Congratulations!!!!!

hmmm.... must be a fellow townfolk. maf wouldn't feel guilty! ... but they may say they do... hmmm...

 

[beccabun PE]

Aw, now I feel guilty

@rebecca1 I missed that! Congratulations!!!!!

Thank you!! 
(psst, can some tell me if congratulating someone is sus?)

 

[RBHeadge PE]

Thank you!! 
(psst, can some tell me if congratulating someone is sus?)

Not today, or for the next few days either

 

[SaltySteve PE]

30 minutes! Everybody check and make sure I have your latest votes.


 


 


12/15


Vote Count


Player


Votes For


0


tj_PE


 


0


rebecca1


 


0


DuranDuran


EyehatethePEexam


0


vhab49_PE


JayKay PE


0


jean15paul_PE


Dothracki


0


NikR_PE


RoarBark


0


chart94


Dothracki


0


squaretaper LIT AF PE


fowler


1


JayKay PE


ChebyshevII PE


0


RBHeadge PE


 


1


LyceeFruit PE


RoarBark


0


txjennah PE


 


3


Roarbark


fowler


3


Dothracki


ChebyshevII PE


1


EyehatethePEexam


ChebyshevII PE


3


fowler


LyceeFruit PE


3


ChebyshevII PE


Dothracki


0


CUniverse


 


0


MadamPirate PE


 


0


harshaPEAZ


Roarbark


0


TrickShotG


fowler

 

[Roarbark]

Not today, or for the next few days either

What an insightful statement, congratulations on having an exceptional brain! 

 

[tj_PE]

Imma vote for @harshaPEAZbc I need to vote. @SaltySteve

 

[SaltySteve PE]

5 minutes!


 


 


12/15


Vote Count


Player


Votes For


0


tj_PE


harshaPEAZ


0


rebecca1


 


0


DuranDuran


EyehatethePEexam


0


vhab49_PE


JayKay PE


0


jean15paul_PE


Dothracki


0


NikR_PE


RoarBark


0


chart94


Dothracki


0


squaretaper LIT AF PE


fowler


1


JayKay PE


ChebyshevII PE


0


RBHeadge PE


 


1


LyceeFruit PE


RoarBark


0


txjennah PE


 


3


Roarbark


fowler


3


Dothracki


ChebyshevII PE


1


EyehatethePEexam


ChebyshevII PE


3


fowler


LyceeFruit PE


3


ChebyshevII PE


Dothracki


0


CUniverse


 


0


MadamPirate PE


 


1


harshaPEAZ


Roarbark


0


TrickShotG


fowler

 

[SaltySteve PE]

TIME!

@Roarbark, @Dothracki, @fowlerand @ChebyshevII PE send me a number via PM from 1-100

 

[Roarbark]

Has fowler been excepted from doomsday? Just in case you missed that.

 

[SaltySteve PE]

Good Catch.

@fowler, send me a number from 1-100

 

[BlueBlueprintPE PMP]

Good Catch.

@fowler, send me a number from 1-100

70

 

[SaltySteve PE]

Death Number was 76 (Randomly picked by my wife). Closest to 76 will be wlecomed in as our newest deadite.

@Roarbark - 2

@fowler - 70

@Dothracki - 20 (Rolled a d100 for him) 

@ChebyshevII PE - 83 (Rolled a d100 for him) 

 

[Roarbark]

Damn, now I feel bad again. Sorry @fowler.
I like your profile picture by the way. 

 

[SaltySteve PE]

It came over the intercom that everyone needed to make their way to the on-site medical bay. No one was very excited about it because it meant leaving the office unit and trudging through the cold across campus to get there. The upside was that they could all stop worrying about who had the 'Rona and get back to the normal office drama of who kept stealing peoples lunches from the community fridge.

 @Roarbark, @Dothracki, @fowlerand @ChebyshevII PE were seated closest to the exit so it was no surprise that they made it to the turnstile leaving the building first. None of them were interested in being the first in line for the vaccine so by the time the rest of their office mates had made it to the exit they we're still there trying to decide. Roarbark and Chebyshevll not so silently made a pact that either Fowler or Dothracki should go first and stepped back to let them figure it out.

After you said Dothracki. Age before beauty said Fowler. No its quite all right, you go ahead said Dothracki.

Someone sneezed and the room went eerily silent. Panicked eyes started to dart around the room to identify who sneezed. Jan's cousin had Covid so everyone was hoping it wasn't her. Jacob had been to the zoo lately and it just came out that the tigers had tested positive. The crowd started to surge before anyone realized it. 

No one noticed who was closest to the turnstile when the crowd stopped caring who went first and started pushing through the gate to get away from the source of the sneeze. @fowler's body was pushed through the turnstile first but something must have snagged because parts of their hair and flesh was found wrapped around the horizontal bars that made up the security exit. They rest of them had been trampled to a slick pulp that resembled some sort of crass between guacamole and shepherds pie as it was tracked towards the med bay.

@fowler was a regular office employee and it was later identified through an office email that their remains did not test positive for the virus (Townie).

 

[BlueBlueprintPE PMP]

It came over the intercom that everyone needed to make their way to the on-site medical bay. No one was very excited about it because it meant leaving the office unit and trudging through the cold across campus to get to there. The upside was that they could all stop worrying about who had the 'Rona and get back to the normal office drama of who kept stealing peoples lunches from the community fridge.

 @Roarbark, @Dothracki, @fowlerand @ChebyshevII PE were seated closest to the exit so it was no surprise that they made it to the turnstile leaving the building first. None of them were interested in being the first in line for the vaccine so by the time the rest of their office mates had made it to the exit. Roarbark and Chebyshevll not so silently agreed that either Fowler or Dothracki should go first and stepped back to let them figure it out.

After you said Dothracki. Age before beauty said Fowler. No it quite all right, you go ahead said Dothracki.

Someone sneezed and the room went eerily silent. Panicked eyes started to dart around the room to identify who sneezed. Jan's cousin had Covid so everyone was hoping it wasn't her. Jacob had been to the zoo lately and it just came out that the tigers had tested positive. The crowd started to surge before anyone realized it. 

No one noticed who was closest to the turnstile when the crowd stopped caring who went first and started pushing through the gate to get away from the source of the sneeze. @fowler's body was pushed through the turnstile first but something must have snagged because parts of their hair and flesh was found wrapped around the horizontal bars that made up the security exit. They rest of them had been trampled to a slick pulp that resembled some sort of crass between guacamole and shepherds pie as it was tracked towards the med bay.

@fowler was a regular office employee and it was later identified through an office email that their remains did not test positive for the virus (Townie).

oooof... that's rough. think i'm gonna go drink some whiskey now. 

 

[CUniverse]

@SaltySteve I vote for @DuranDuran because of an inside joke.