Describe the last thing you saw when you lifted the lid on a porta potty

[EB NCEES REP]

XL snickers

 

[blybrook PE]

WHAT LID???

 

[P-E]

My god, it's full of sharts. 

 

[matt267 PE]

Someone had corn for dinner.

 

[Supe]

Red velvet cake.

 

[roadwreck]

DAMMIT!!! I'm eating lunch!  This thread has made me lose my appetite.  

 

[MetsFan]

^^ I read the title while eating breakfast and that was enough.

 

[LifeSucks]

Didn't even have to open the lid. Opening the door was enough.....

 

[goodal]

I have boycotted porta johns.

 

[Dleg]

I hesitate to even say this, but it is true:  a mass of wriggling maggots, covered in a thin, opaque brown liquid.  

There.  Are you satisfied?

 

[matt267 PE]

Pics or it didn't...... never mind.

 

[Dleg]

I didn't take a picture.  Didn't need to. I will never forget.

 

[Ble_PE]

Man, this is one of those times that it would be great to get Fudgey's input.

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

The inside of my eyelids.

 

[Dleg]

Your Mom.

 

[JHW 3d]

A juice box

 

[snickerd3]

nothing!!  I was the first person to use the new portajohn.

 

[P-E]

Feces pieces. 

 

[matt267 PE]

 

[Dleg]

Nothing special, but I came within a fraction of an inch of dropping my cell phone into a pit toilet recently. It fell out of an open pocket on my jacket while I was bending down to close the lid, and bounced off the rim. Fortunately it bounced onto the (disgusting) floor of the rest stop.  If it had gone into the pit, it would have been gone.