Christmas Bonus

[cement]

I got a nice furlough day!

but I'm not complaining...

 

[TouchDown]

For you FL:

Anyone know the voice of the "boss" in this has to be the voice of Cap'n Knuckles in Flapjack on Cartoon Network? I think he does a lot of voice work.

 

[Chucktown PE]

I got entered in the Jelly-of-the-Month Club. (c'mon people, why am I the first to post this?)

That's the gift that keeps on giving all year long Clark.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

For you FL:

Anyone know the voice of the "boss" in this has to be the voice of Cap'n Knuckles in Flapjack on Cartoon Network? I think he does a lot of voice work.

The boss is Brian Doyle Murray, Bill's brother. He was on SNL a couple of years and has done some voice work.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Doyle-Murray

 

[Freon]

We did OK here, middle of the 4-digit range after taxes. No word yet on raises...

 

[alison]

I have never gotten a Christmas bonus. Hell, I've never gotten a bonus of any kind.

 

[MGX]

Nada, but still working so that's a plus.

 

[csb]

I got a nice furlough day!
but I'm not complaining...

You slackers, with your four day weekends all over the place!

j/k

 

[Dleg]

I got entered in the Jelly-of-the-Month Club. (c'mon people, why am I the first to post this?)

Which month is KY the jelly of the month?

It's December. I know because I got a big fist up my ass, but it went in pretty smooth, so my boss must have been using some sort of lubricant.

 

[Chucktown PE]

[it's December. I know because I got a big fist up my ass, but it went in pretty smooth, so my boss must have been using some sort of lubricant.

Yuck

 

[Fluvial]

I know because I got a big fist up my ass, but it went in pretty smooth, so my boss must have been using some sort of lubricant.

Thanks for sharing.

 

[ElCid03]

No bonus thanks to a nasty lawsuit. [Even principals can screw the pooch] Didn't really hurt me that bad but I feel for the technicians. A lot of them used it to provide a nice Christmas for their families.

 

[Chucktown PE]

If we get bonuses this year, which is highly unlikely, we don't find out until the end of the 1st quarter.

 

[historic66]

If we get bonuses this year, which is highly unlikely, we don't find out until the end of the 1st quarter.

Got a subway gift card......and yes! They still want to keep me employed.

 

[Santiagj]

I don't recieve a christmas bonus. I recieve a year end performance bonus that is usually paid out in the first pay check of March. Its based on a percentage of salary depending on the position and the percentage can be adjusted based on the overall company performance and my personal performance. For engineers our base bonus is 10%. But at this point I have no clue because is can be affected by so many things.

 

[Dark Knight]

No Bonus

No raise

A pain in the eye

But it is OK

Won't be until the Spring

when the money will come

I can only hope and sing

darn it... :bio:

 

[NCcarguy]

Bonus??? Hell, I haven't even gotten a PAYCHECK since the middle of November!! lol.....That won't be funny come middle of about February!

I need to quit goofing off, or I'll have to fire myself!

 

[CO Dave]

Yes, a little over $2k. However, it is not a Christmas bonus. They are project incentive bonuses, half of which are paid out in the second to last paycheck of the year, the other halves are accrued and paid out upon project completion.

I believe Supe and I work for the same outfit, mine was a combination of a project completion and a fixed, services-group allotment for a total of around $5k before taxes (certainly not complaining). We are enduring a pay/promotion freeze that may or may not be revisited mid-year.

CO-Dave

 

[helwardman]

I got lucky this year: 5% pay rise in May and a $5k Christmas bonus. I wasn't expecting either, to be honest.

 

[Fluvial]

I need to quit goofing off, or I'll have to fire myself!

Or find you a Sugar Mama.