Bad advice to previous poster

[Sapper PE LS]

Gameplay is simple. Just give bad advice to the previous posters question then ask for advice on a new question. First question:

What is the best way to start your day?

 

[sycamore PE]

Open up the fridge and have a tall boy, yeah.

What should I get my husband for Christmas?

 

[blybrook PE]

Get him hookers & blow.

Who should I call about the drunk tweaker thats trashing shit in the back yard of my g/f's apartment complex?

 

[Supe]

Troubled teens.

Should I take an HSD at the hotel, or wait until after I eat at the training facility?

 

[Master slacker]

Go ahead and be the engineer you always wanted to be. You take that HSD while eating. Mass in = mass out. You know, conservation of mass!

What's the best way to handle the flat tire on my wife's car?

 

[Sapper PE LS]

slash the other three

How hot should I make my boss' coffee?

 

[envirotex]

Room temperature, then suggest to him that his new energy conservation measures are really helping the bottom line.

What's the best way to ask my boss for a raise?

 

[Flyer_PE]

Naked.

Where's the best place to buy a bed cover for my truck?

 

[snickerd3]

bed bath and beyond

what should i buy for lunch today

 

[knight1fox3]

Qdoba.

Where can I find an i7-990x CPU for under $400?

 

[Sapper PE LS]

The back of a delivery truck at a truck stop in the middle of the night.

How much should I invest in domestic stock?

 

[Ble_PE]

Everything.

Where should I go on vacation next year?

 

[Sapper PE LS]

Syria

What should I wear to work tomorrow?

 

[Master slacker]

Body paint in the form of a tuxedo.

How much cash should I bring on vacation?

 

[Sapper PE LS]

Just enough to tip the strippers

What should I eat for lunch?

 

[sycamore PE]

An entire DQ ice cream cake.

What should I tell a bunch of new-hires to get them all jazzed about working here?

 

[snickerd3]

Fridays are Luau theme...grass skirts and coconut bras are mandatory

what's the best way to find a new job?

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Full-frontal nude photo as a cover-sheet to your resume

How should I find funding to finish my basement?

 

[snickerd3]

rent the kids out to other people

what wine goes best with steak

 

[Sapper PE LS]

Rancid wine

How much should I charge the plumber for right of access to my home when he comes to fix the leaky faucet?