April 2019 15k SPAM Thread

[matt267 PE]

Almost lunch time spam. 

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:bananalama:

 

[Booo]

aah @matt267 PE. the official (pseudo) spamobot of EB

 

[DoctorWho-PE]

EB is not working right for me today. 

 

[DoctorWho-PE]

I thought it was work internet, but was doing the same thing at home.

 

[DoctorWho-PE]

Also, there is actual heat in my office today.

 

[DoctorWho-PE]

Ignore the fact that is supposed to be near 70 degrees.

 

[DoctorWho-PE]

If it gets hot... it is going to be really humid.  Yuck.

 

[DoctorWho-PE]

Also, I kind of like GrapeNuts.  Or the store brand of them

... 

 

[DoctorWho-PE]

Also, my office is lakefront today.

 

[DoctorWho-PE]

I am almost out of raisins.

 

[DoctorWho-PE]

I have three apples on my desk.

 

[DoctorWho-PE]

And I hate remodels.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Good times

 

[Kevo_303 P.E.]

SPAM

 

[txjennah PE]

I had a very annoying interaction that I must share:

So I went into a restroom stall and someone decided to ask me a question. Which is a big pet peeve of mine - if I'm going into a stall, leave me alone!

Then she asked if we could order air fresheners for the bathroom. Because I guess in her mind, since I'm a health and safety rep, that I somehow care for/am responsible for air fresheners?  No, I told her I was not responsible for that and to get in touch with facilities. And then she wouldn't stfu about air fresheners. LEAVE ME ALONE CHRIST.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

I had a very annoying interaction that I must share:

So I went into a restroom stall and someone decided to ask me a question. Which is a big pet peeve of mine - if I'm going into a stall, leave me alone!

Then she asked if we could order air fresheners for the bathroom. Because I guess in her mind, since I'm a health and safety rep, that I somehow care for/am responsible for air fresheners?  No, I told her I was not responsible for that and to get in touch with facilities. And then she wouldn't stfu about air fresheners. LEAVE ME ALONE CHRIST.

The absolute worst.

 

[txjennah PE]

The absolute worst.

Omg I know.  I'm still irritated by it.  Why the **** would I care about air fresheners 

 

[txjennah PE]

Oops I dropped the F bomb, I'M NOT MAINTAINING THE UPMOST INTEGRITY ON EB

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Oops I dropped the F bomb, I'M NOT MAINTAINING THE UPMOST INTEGRITY ON EB

It’s meaningless spam anyway, we’ll just take it as meaningless gibberish

 

[SNAPE/SMOTT PE]

I’m not hungry...but lunch! I’ll wait an hour, rotisserie chicken...the better white meat.