April 2019 15k SPAM Thread

[JayKay PE]

Also, I just went on NCEES, since I want to start getting a NCEES exam account/whatever thing together, and both mine say "Pass"

 

[preeb]

ALL THIS COFFEE IS NOT HELPING ME FINISH MY REPORTS.  Quick, does someone have info on the leaching/mobility of PCE and TCE from sandy soils into groundwater? 

IT WAS JESUS

 

[Booo]

Original snip just for the record.

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uh oh. looks like you only conditionally passed.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

uh oh. looks like you only conditionally passed.

Le GASP! It’s a sign!!!!!

 

[JayKay PE]

IT WAS JESUS

I CANNOT SEND THAT TO THE STATE.  WE ALL KNOW THEY ARE GODLESS HEATHENS. 

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

I CANNOT SEND THAT TO THE STATE.  WE ALL KNOW THEY ARE GODLESS HEATHENS. 

Maybe if you ask nicely, Jesus will turn that coffee into wine and then you can do drunk engineering.

 

[JayKay PE]

Maybe if you ask nicely, Jesus will turn that coffee into wine and then you can do drunk engineering.

I don't do engineering.  I am a solely-writing engineer.  Which means my life sucks.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

I don't do engineering.  I am a solely-writing engineer.  Which means my life sucks.

DRUNK ENGINEER WRITING!

 

[Master slacker]

Quick, does someone have info on the leaching/mobility of PCE and TCE from sandy soils into groundwater? 

HA!  That (PCE) was the feedstock for the refrigerant my last plant made.  Fun times

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

100 rep, fam!

 

[leggo PE]

No rules spam

EDIT: Topsies!

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

No rules spam

EDIT: Topsies!

No rules, doesn’t count

 

[JayKay PE]

What doesn't count?  Pants?  I'd like to not wear pants.

 

[JayKay PE]

GODDAMNIT I JUST REALIZED I'M WEARING A DRESS TODAY SO I'M NOT WEARING PANTS.

 

[leggo PE]

A top is a top is a top.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

So seeing as how I didn’t get the top this time...

...does that make me topless?

 

[JayKay PE]

All this top speak is def giving me BDSM-vibes.  Should not have gone to House of Scorpio recently...

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Yikes

 

[JayKay PE]

Exactly.  Yikes indeed.

 

[Booo]

So seeing as how I didn’t get the top this time...

...does that make me topless?

good luck for your meeting with HR