April 2016 Spamfest Thread

[matt267 PE]

Fish are so much easier than dogs and kids.

 

[southernbelle]

Thought I was the only one with a stupid dog.  I have 2 and they both weigh 80 pounds.  The dog we rescued from the shelter is the best dog ever but the lab is probably the stupidest dog on the planet.  Aren't labs supposed to be smart?

 

[matt267 PE]

Aren't labs supposed to be smart?

that's a myth.

 

[southernbelle]

We should have bought a fish.  

 

[einatlanta PhD PE]

apparently the top three smartest breeds are: 1. border collies 2. poodles 3.german shepherds

 

[southernbelle]

I'm sure this would be my dog.

 

[einatlanta PhD PE]

least intelligent: 4. chow chow 3.bulldogs 2.  basenji 1. afhgan hounds

 

[matt267 PE]

We should have bought a fish.  

I"m the proud owner of a crayfish that my daughter brought home from science class. Does that count?

 

[southernbelle]

That counts.  I'm sure that crawfish is smarter than my dog.

 

[TWJ PE]

Good morning vacation spam.

 

[southernbelle]

I'm on mental vacation.  Does that count?

 

[snickerd3]

morning

 

[matt267 PE]

wood

 

[snickerd3]

glad I am taking tomorrow off.  

 

[P-E]

Coffee time?

 

[southernbelle]

Miller time?

 

[snickerd3]

margarita time

 

[matt267 PE]

Whisky time?

 

[einatlanta PhD PE]

Glad I keep a bottle stashed at work for 'special' occasions......whoops....did I say that outloud?

 

[snickerd3]

clean the office day...until data report arrives