If it's acceptable, I've created a second bracket composed entirely of coin flips.
My magic quarter feels that not only will there be two first round upsets of a 16 over a 1, that both will advance to at least the Sweet Sixteen, with Vermont making a magical run all the way to the Final Four. Sadly, Vermont will probably lose on a buzzer beater to Oklahoma State.
My "coin flip" final four are 7 Oklahoma State, 16 Vermont, 1 Kentucky, and 8 California, with 7 Oklahoma State taking 1 Kentucky for the Championship.
I plan to mercilessly ridicule anyone who's bracket fairs worse than these picks, and encourage everyone else to do the same.