EB Mafia

[FlangeheadPEAZ]

@Dothracki PE I can get on this @harshaPEAZ train.

🍽

You never got off it

 

[FlangeheadPEAZ]

@Dothracki PE I would like to change my vote to @Roarbark as they voted for me in the last round too .... and they voted for me in the very first maf game too.... I just want revenge

 

[Dothracki PE]

Vote update:

(4) @harshaPEAZ (Eye, RBH, Blue, Roar)
(2 - 0) @Roarbark (MP, harsha, 🍽)
(1) @beccabun PE (Chart)
(0) @jean15paul_PE (🍽)

 

[Roarbark]

@Dothracki PE I would like to change my vote to @Roarbark as they voted for me in the last round too .... and they voted for me in the very first maf game too.... I just want revenge

Revenge is a dish best served cold, and with a side of fries.

@ Never getting off the train, maybe true. It's a good looking train. And nice scenery. Plus no dementor attacks so far.

 

[chart94 PE]

Sorry haven’t been active this week. Some doctors appointments came up. Sorry guys!!

 

[FlangeheadPEAZ]

Revenge is a dish best served cold, and with a side of fries.

@ Never getting off the train, maybe true. It's a good looking train. And nice scenery. Plus no dementor attacks so far.

so the fries are cold too?????

 

[FlangeheadPEAZ]

Sorry haven’t been active this week. Some doctors appointments came up. Sorry guys!!

I hate doctors

 

[NikR_PE]

I guess the townies have something going on. @Dothracki PE i vote for @harshaPEAZ

 

[Dothracki PE]

Vote update:

(5) @harshaPEAZ (Eye, RBH, Blue, Roar, Nik)
(2 - 0) @Roarbark (MP, harsha, 🍽)
(1) @beccabun PE (Chart)
(0) @jean15paul_PE (🍽)

 

[Dothracki PE]

30 minute warning

 

[beccabun PE]

clearly the town is voting for @harshaPEAZ, but if the town is wrong then I’m gonna feel real bad, sorry my fellow newbie

@Dothracki PE i vote for @harshaPEAZ

 

[Dothracki PE]

Vote update:

(6) @harshaPEAZ (Eye, RBH, Blue, Roar, Nik, becca)
(2 - 0) @Roarbark (MP, harsha, 🍽)
(1) @beccabun PE (Chart)
(0) @jean15paul_PE (🍽)

 

[Dothracki PE]

Time

 

[Dothracki PE]

As the FBI agent was walking to the 50th street subway to start heading home after a long day at the Rockefeller Plaza crime scene, they noticed a commotion going on just up ahead and gunshots started to ring out. There was a bus stopped on the side of the road where the commotion was coming from and several masked figures with headlamps were holding weapons up to passengers. Coincidentally, the agent had just run into their suspects. They were able to catch a glimpse of them running into the subway from the bus and the agent headed into the subway station after them. Their adrenaline was racing trying to catch up. He was finally on the subway platform and saw the criminals splitting up. Some going towards the uptown uptown train, some back to the street level, and another onto the nearby down town train waiting. The agent knew they couldn't catch all of them alone so they decided to tail the one that went back up to the street through a different subway entrance. They walked a few blocks towards 9th avenue and stopped in to Don Antonio pizza joint. The agent took the opportunity to call in backup while the criminal chowed down on some brick oven pizza, unaware that they were being followed. Five minutes later several NYPD cops showed up in their cars and surrounded the restaurant. "Come out with your hands up, we have you surrounded!" Shouted one office on their car intercom. @harshaPEAZ emerged from the restaurant with their hands in the air and walking towards the officers. Just then they took out a grenade from their pocket and pulled the pin, but not before being shot by the FBI agent whose quick reflexes allowed him to reach out and grab the spoon on the grenade and prevent it from detonating. "That was almost a hot slice there", the agent said. (Cue Won't Get Fooled Again as the agent put on their sunglasses and walks away)

Everyone on the RV was a little worried now that they had ran into the bus bandits in two different spots. Surely it must have been coincidence and they hoped for better times as they kept moving, at least @EyehatethePEexam would make a full recovery as well. It was another early morning and they were on the Garden State Parkway heading south almost at their destination by 11 AM. "Good morning everyone!", exclaimed @DuranDuran as he once again got on the intercom. "We have a busy day ahead of us heading to the Jersey Shore for half the day and then a quick hop over the Pennslyvania border into Philadelphia. We are currently heading to the infamous Seaside Heights on the coastline of New Jersey. More famously known as the filming location of the realty MTV series "The Jersey Shore". But we aren't going to focus on that. The boardwalk at Seaside Heights is filled with lots of great food including grilled foods, seafood, fried foods, and sweets. Did you know that Salt Water Taffy is originally created in the late 1800s on the boardwalk at Atlantic City? It is even featured in an 1887 Presidential Cookbook during the Cleveland Administration. We will be there soon so be sure to get out your sunscreen and get ready for an afternoon at the The Jersey Shore. If you brought your bathing suit and towels along, there is beach access for you to swim or just sunbathe on the beach. We will be back on the road by 3 PM so please keep the time in mind. There is only an hour drive to Philadelphia, but we need to stick to schedule to have enough time to get there for dinner.

Everyone de-boarded the RV and stepped into the summer sun (can't wait for it to come back at this point) and looked around at all the chaos of hundreds of people walking this way and that way on the boardwalk. Once again splitting up left an right to enjoy the boardwalk games, funnel cake, etc. without incident this afternoon.

@harshaPEAZ was lynched by the town, they were a criminal

 

[Dothracki PE]

Players remaining are: @BlueBlueprint_PE, @EyehatethePEexam, @NikR_PE, @MadamPirate PE, @beccabun PE, @RBHeadge PE, @Roarbark, @chart94

 

[FlangeheadPEAZ]

As the FBI agent was walking to the 50th street subway to start heading home after a long day at the Rockefeller Plaza crime scene, they noticed a commotion going on just up ahead and gunshots started to ring out. There was a bus stopped on the side of the road where the commotion was coming from and several masked figures with headlamps were holding weapons up to passengers. Coincidentally, the agent had just run into their suspects. They were able to catch a glimpse of them running into the subway from the bus and the agent headed into the subway station after them. Their adrenaline was racing trying to catch up. He was finally on the subway platform and saw the criminals splitting up. Some going towards the uptown uptown train, some back to the street level, and another onto the nearby down town train waiting. The agent knew they couldn't catch all of them alone so they decided to tail the one that went back up to the street through a different subway entrance. They walked a few blocks towards 9th avenue and stopped in to Don Antonio pizza joint. The agent took the opportunity to call in backup while the criminal chowed down on some brick oven pizza, unaware that they were being followed. Five minutes later several NYPD cops showed up in their cars and surrounded the restaurant. "Come out with your hands up, we have you surrounded!" Shouted one office on their car intercom. @harshaPEAZ emerged from the restaurant with their hands in the air and walking towards the officers. Just then they took out a grenade from their pocket and pulled the pin, but not before being shot by the FBI agent whose quick reflexes allowed him to reach out and grab the spoon on the grenade and prevent it from detonating. "That was almost a hot slice there", the agent said. (Cue The Who)

Everyone on the RV was a little worried now that they had ran into the bus bandits in two different spots. Surely it must have been coincidence and they hoped for better times as they kept moving, at least @EyehatethePEexam would make a full recovery as well. It was another early morning and they were on the Garden State Parkway heading south almost at their destination by 11 AM. "Good morning everyone!", exclaimed @DuranDuran as he once again got on the intercom. "We have a busy day ahead of us heading to the Jersey Shore for half the day and then a quick hop over the Pennslyvania border into Philadelphia. We are currently heading to the infamous Seaside Heights on the coastline of New Jersey. More famously known as the filming location of the realty MTV series "The Jersey Shore". But we aren't going to focus on that. The boardwalk at Seaside Heights is filled with lots of great food including grilled foods, seafood, fried foods, and sweets. Did you know that Salt Water Taffy is originally created in the late 1800s on the boardwalk at Atlantic City? It is even featured in an 1887 Presidential Cookbook during the Cleveland Administration. We will be there soon so be sure to get out your sunscreen and get ready for an afternoon at the The Jersey Shore. If you brought your bathing suit and towels along, there is beach access for you to swim or just sunbathe on the beach. We will be back on the road by 3 PM so please keep the time in mind. There is only an hour drive to Philadelphia, but we need to stick to schedule to have enough time to get there for dinner.

Everyone de-boarded the RV and stepped into the summer sun (can't wait for it to come back at this point) and looked around at all the chaos of hundreds of people walking this way and that way on the boardwalk. Once again splitting up left an right to enjoy the boardwalk games, funnel cake, etc. without incident this afternoon.

@harshaPEAZ was lynched by the town, they were a criminal

I have no regrets the pizza was so good .... *burp*

 

[Roarbark]

TIL grenades have spoons.

That was almost a hot slice .

 

[Dothracki PE]

"Dammit!" shouted the FBI agent in frustration, "these guys are good". The agent investigated the belongings of the criminal they just caught but they found little information on their person. "They must have handed off the loot to another criminal who got away. We only found a sticky note with a list of cities Including Boston, New Haven, New York, Philadelphia, Washington, Nashville, Atlanta, and Miami. At least we know where they are going next." Their partner chimed in, "You said Boston was on the list? We don't have any knowledge of anything happening there." The FBI agent agreed, "That is interesting..."

After an unusually quiet afternoon, our foodies quickly packed up and were back on the road to head across New Jersey and into the old Pennsylvania city of Philadelphia. @DuranDuran once again got on the intercom "Thanks for bearing with us in all these incidents. It's unfortunate we've been given these problems but we make the most of it. If we survived the pandemic, we can make it through anything. Good news is that @EyehatethePEexam has also been released from the hospital and is heading down with @RBHeadge PE to meet back up with us. Tonight we are heading to the city of brotherly love, also known as Philadelphia. Philly is known for many foods including pretzels, hoagie sandwiches, water ices, and the famous cheesesteak. It is said that the Oliveri brothers Pat and Harry created the sandwich while operating their hot dog stand in the early 1930s. The sandwich creation became so popular that they made enough to open a brick and mortar restaurant, Pat's Steaks by 1940 in the same spot that they operated their hot dog stand."

Meanwhile in the Philladelphia IKEA, the gang of criminals met in the usual van parked along Deleware Avenue to go over the plans. "We lost another good one. Marsha was not careful enough leaving the scene and the police tracked them. I made a call and got a last minute replacement for crowd control, you can call him Jack. Let's go over the plans again to get him up to speed..." After a while, they once again exited the van one by one.

The RV arrived just after 3:30 and the foodies were eager to check it out. Some wanted to find the Philadelphia Museum of Art steps while others wanted to see Independence Hall and others wanted to see Eastern State Penitentiary. So once again they split up into groups to maximize their experience. After a while of tourism the groups were getting hungry. "You must try the cheesteaks for dinner suggested @RBHeadge PE to his group. Let's go to Steve's, it is a great spot on Bustleton." So their group headed over and chowed down on traditional cheesesteaks with fries.

They stepped outside after some good eats when they came across another familiar sight and their hearts sank. The same criminals were holding up a SEPTA bus. They were wearing their usual sunglasses and headlamps. The gang was scared to get out their phones to call 911 since thy were now fully aware that they criminals had a backup criminal on crowd control, but @beccabun PE wanted to do the right thing and hope that the police can catch the serial robbers this time. Just then another criminal came up behind them with a katana wearing a full ninja suit and stabbed @beccabun PE through the chest. The usual van came speeding down the street and the robbers and their ninka accomplice got in the van and sped off. "Someone call for an ambulance!" @DuranDuran cried out, and tried to help @beccabun PE but it was too late.

@beccabun PE was killed by the criminals

Players remaining are: @BlueBlueprint_PE, @EyehatethePEexam, @NikR_PE, @MadamPirate PE, @RBHeadge PE, @Roarbark, @chart94\

Edited with some feedback from someone with real Philly knowledge.

 

[beccabun PE]

Just then another criminal came up behind them with a katana wearing a full ninja suit and stabbed @beccabun PE through the chest.

@beccabun PE was killed by the criminals

I guess if I gotta go, at least I got to go with a katana through my chest. AVENGE ME TOWNIES

 

[Dothracki PE]

@RBHeadge PE, sorry this was more google than personal experience. I went to Philly a lot as a kid, but not much lately so I don't remember much about it. My wife and I were actually going to go last year for a long weekend trip in May, but we wound up not really being able to leave the state. Last time I was there was a college field trip to Eastern State Penitentiary that just went there and back.