The be glad your not taking the exam thread

[Road Guy]

It's a good thing they didn't confiscate my Google glasses that way I can scan the entire test and sell it to engineer trades.com

 

[NJmike PE]

1030.... how am I done already. I guess I'll go back through and check everything. This is weird. The last two times I barely had enough time to finish. What did I do wrong this time?

 

[Road Guy]

Simply having a wonderful Christmas time....

 

[engineergurl]

Okay, I'm starting to cramp up from sitting on the floor, I wonder if they would care if I did some stretches near my desk to loosen up

 

[knight1fox3]

Oh!!! I remember seeing this one in the practice exam! Did I tab that? Oh no, did I bring that!? MUST......FIND......THIS......ONE......ANSWER!

 

[NJmike PE]

Ok. done. Now I am a Gigantic DoucheBag

 

[blybrook PE]

Oh crap, I knew I forgot something!

Why did I do shots of tequila with a nyquil chaser last night?

 

[Dark Knight]

Only ate one burrito but it feels like there are 20 of them fighting inside my stomach. Maybe if I lift the left cheek a little bit can let one go to relieve the pressure without drawing too much attention.

 

[NJmike PE]

who the hell just farted???

 

[Dark Knight]

Oh shoot....the guy in the next table seems to have detected it. Guess it did not work....Good grief...it did not work....I think am going to throw up. It smells like a dead body was inside.

 

[NJmike PE]

WHAT did he eat to cause that? If I see something puddling on the floor I'm saying something to the proctor. They didn't tell us to plan for anything like this.

 

[Dark Knight]

What is wrong with that girl. She is almost naked!!!!!!!!!!!!! Must refrain myself from looking....Must refrain myself from looking....Must refrain myself from looking....Must refrain myself from looking....

Darn...here comes another. Right side now.

 

[engineergurl]

Serioiusly?!? It's 90 degrees in here and someone is stanking the place up and now the proctor told me I have to put my t-shirt on because my tank top was too skimpy and distracting others?!? F- that, you shut the blinds and turn on the air conditioner and I'll bundle right back up. I am so grabbing my shorts out of my gym bag and changing into them during lunch. Why don't you go light a candle so no one will be distracted by the stench...

 

[knight1fox3]

These super-crunchy Fritos are fantastic! I wonder if I'm chewing them too loudly....

 

[NJmike PE]

this is ridiculous! I know he shat himself at this point. Every time he shifts in his chair I can hear it squish.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

I wonder if that girl under her desk realizes she's not wearing a bra.

 

[blybrook PE]

I made it to the test site before they finished reading the instructions. Am hung over, but the proctor is gonna bend the rules and let me in...

Now, where did I leave my reference books????

 

[NJmike PE]

what do you mean there's only two minutes left???????????

B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

I can't think with this raging boner. That girl needs to put something on or I will fail this test.

 

[blybrook PE]

****, I musta passed out. The proctor just shook me awake and I'm being escorted out of the room.