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I'm a pretty skeptical person, and I know there is a logical explanation for this. But I have to admit that thousands of birds just falling dead from the sky is a pretty striking (and disturbing) image, and wild speculation is always fun, in its own way.

From the NY Times:

[SIZE=18pt]4,000 Dead Blackbirds Drop From the Sky

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By CAMPBELL ROBERTSON

Published: January 3, 2011

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Times Square had the ball drop, and Brasstown, N.C., had its descending possum. But no place had a New Year’s Eve as unusual — and downright disturbing — as Beebe, Ark.

About 10 p.m. Friday, thousands of red-winged blackbirds began falling out of the sky over this town about 35 miles northeast of Little Rock. They landed on roofs, roads, front lawns and backyards, turning the ground nearly black and scaring anyone who happened to be outside.

“One of them almost hit my best friend in the head,” said Christy Stephens, who was standing outside among the smoking crowd at a New Year’s Eve party. “We went inside after that.”

The cause is still being determined, said Keith Stephens, a spokesman for the Arkansas Game and Fish Commission. Of the more than 4,000 birds that fell on Beebe, 65 samples have been sent to labs, one in Arkansas, the other in Wisconsin. Some results may be available as soon as Monday, Mr. Stephens said.

For now, state officials are speculating that the birds may have died as a result of stress, startled by fireworks in the area, or perhaps by lightning. But, Mr. Stephens acknowledged that the cause may never be known.

It is, he said, the biggest case like this that he is aware of.

“About 19 years ago, we had some ducks,” he said, “but that was only a couple of dozen.”

The town contacted an environmental cleanup firm, which by Monday afternoon had picked up nearly all of the bird carcasses, some of which had been bagged and left by residents at the end of driveways. A few calls were still coming in, said Tracy Lightfoot, who sits on the City Council, but that was no surprise given how many birds had dropped out of the sky.

“It just looked as if it had rained birds,” he said, declining to speculate on the reason. “There’s lots of theories running around. I have no idea. I just don’t have a clue.”

One thing is almost certain: the bird drop is not related to the 83,000 fish that died a few days earlier in the western part of the state, the biggest fish kill in Arkansas that anyone can remember. They were spotted by anglers last week and reported to the Game and Fish Commission, which spent New Year’s Eve measuring and counting dead fish that had spread out for nearly 20 miles.

In that case, the victims were almost all drum, and almost all younger ones. That suggests the culprit was disease, said Mark Oliver, the commission’s chief of fisheries. He said that fish kills were not uncommon, especially in winter when fish are packed more closely, but he did not recall one of this size.

State officials have sent samples of dying, but not yet dead, fish to the fish disease lab at the University of Arkansas at Pine Bluff, which could take a couple of weeks to reach conclusions.

The likelihood of a connection between dead fish in a river on one side of the state and dead birds from the sky in another is pretty much nil (nor is there any connection between these events and the yearlong swarm of mini-earthquakes in the center of the state).

But it is all rather odd.

Becky Short, who also sits on the City Council, said that in addition to the controversial fireworks theory, people have already begun joking about the biblical end times and U.F.O.’s.

Her conclusion was simpler.

“Looks like some sort of phenomenon happened,” she said.

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I already know the answers, but here is my wild speculation anyway:

Birds:

1. UFO flyby

2. Secret USAF flyby of aircraft using UFO technology

3. Arkansas terrorism cell testing sound weapon

4. Arkansas terrorism cell accidentally releases biological weapon

5. Arkansas terrorism cell accidentally releases chemical weapon - Actually, I will go with this one, since they said there was no sign of disease, only trauma. With a stretch, a chemical weapon could explain the trauma, and also the limited spread of the damage - the chemical dispersed into the atmosphere after that, to concentrations too low to cause further harm. It also leads to the fish situation:

Fish:

1. Arkansas terrorism cell accidentally releases chemical weapon

2. Arkansas terrorism cell accidentally releases biological weapon

3. UFO lands in river (fishing trip?)

 
My bad. I had a lethal combination of Taco Bell Bean Burritos and Milwaukee's Best. Clear the skies, clear the waters. All over now though. Sorry about that, I won't let it happen again.

 
“Looks like some sort of phenomenon happened,” she said.
I'm imagining this statement in a very heavy southern drawl, with banjo picking int he background.

 
It gets weirder. From the article Wildheld linked to:

In a seemingly separate incident, some 500 red-winged blackbirds, starlings and grackles were found dead in southern Louisiana in Labarre.
The birds showed no evident trauma, according to Jim LaCour, a veterinarian with the Louisiana Department of Wildlife and Fisheries. Samples have been sent to Wisconsin and Georgia for testing, he said.
I found one injured bird of some sort in the parking area below our building last Friday, too. Sure, everybody said it probably just flew into a window. I'm betting on the Arkansas UFO.

 
well of course the birds suffered physical trauma...THEY FELL OUT OF THE F'N SKY!!!!

 
How do you KNOW that they fell? Did you SEE them fall? Are you assuming they were flying at the time?

Your logic is so full of holes that I won't go any further to disassemble your argument.

 
You're right, all 4000 birds were out for a walk.

If they fell from a tree they would still have physical trauma.

 
Maybe they were party favors at New Year's parties across the area. When the ball dropped, everyone threw a bird to the ground under the assumption that what they were holding were those popping things, not birds. Boy were they fooled.

 
There were reports in Mass., and Tenn. to go with the Ark. and La. incidents. The fish incident was just across the state line from Oklahoma. I know Friday night we had some freaky storms come through the area, but that doesn't explain multiple incidents on multiple days.

HAARP in AK? Jesse Ventura has a website dedicated to it.

There are also several chemical and D companies around the area.

 
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A real signal the end is near... this morning my EB layout was the old blue combo, I log on now, it is green...

 
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