Pick up Lines - What's your best?

[DVINNY]

OK.

I'm going to keep sending VERY CHEESY pick-up lines to my wife. This will be my attempt to annoy the shiat out of her, but at the same time, showing small amounts of attention throughout the day.

After 19 years (dating & married), ya still gotta keep 'em laughing.

So today, I'm sending:

ARE YOUR LEGS TIRED?............. cause you've been runnin' thru my mind all day.

Please, help me out for future comments, and post your best here.

 

[ktulu]

Baby, somebody better call God, b/c he's missing an angel!

 

[picusld]

if you don't have any sugar to put in the coffee, you can just touch it.

 

[Sschell]

"if I told you you hd a nice body would you hold it against me?"

 

[Wolverine]

Wow, I love that dress you're wearing. It looks so good on you. You know what else would look good on you?

?

?

?

Me.

 

[Sschell]

its hard to beat:

"nice shoes wanna fuck?"

 

[DVINNY]

Last night, I started off......

"Wanna get naked and spit all over each other?"

 

[Capt Worley PE]

You know what I like about you? My arms.

 

[DVINNY]

me "WANNA GET A PIZZA, THEN SCREW?"

her "NO"

me "WHAT, YOU DON'T LIKE PIZZA?"

 

[Master slacker]

Dammit, sschell. You took mine.

 

[csb]

Your daddy must be a thief, because he stole the stars from heaven and put them in your eyes.

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me

I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too

I love to hear you oralize

When I'm between your thighs

You blow me away

 

[FusionWhite]

My favorite is (I think this is from The Ladies Man):

Was your daddy a meat burglar? Because it looks like he stole two fine canned hams and stuffed them down the back of your pants.

 

[Chucktown PE]

Sit on my face and tell me that you love meI'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too

I love to hear you oralize

When I'm between your thighs

You blow me away

VT, I thought yours would have something to do with a goatse.

Like, "Your eyes are as big and beautiful as the hole of a goatse."

 

[Master slacker]

"a goatse"? Is there more than one?

 

[Supe]

If your legs are Christmas and Thanksgiving, I say we get together between the holidays.

 

[DVINNY]

me, DID IT HURT?

her, WHAT?

me, WHEN YOU FELL FROM HEAVEN.

 

[KEG]

you: Do you like apples?

her:yes

you: Well then lets screw, how do you like them apples!

 

[Supe]

(Stolen from the internet)

Did you fart? Because you just blew me away!

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can definitely see myself in your pants.

You're like a dictionary ... you add meaning to my life.

Sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.

Do you have a bandaid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you

I Lost my number, can I have yours?

Do you work for UPS? Because I swear I saw you checkin’ out my package.

Are you from Tennessee cause you’re the only ten I see?

I just ate some skittles, do you want to taste the rainbow?

Have you got a library card, because I want to check you out?

 

[cement]

"a goatse"? Is there more than one?

sounds like a photoshop project