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Colonel Jessup, did you order the code red for NJ to release PE results? DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED?!?!?!

 
Colonel Jessup, did you order the code red for NJ to release PE results? DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED?!?!?!
You can't HANDLE the truth!!

Son, we live in a world that has CHILLERS, BOILERS AND SWITCHGEAR.

And those PIECES OF EQUIPMENT have to be LOCATED IN ROOMS.

Who's gonna DESIGN THEM? You? You, MR. ARCHITECT?

I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom.

You weep for LOST PARKING SPACES and you curse the SIZE OF MY GENERATOR.

You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know:

that THOSE MEP SYSTEMS, while tragic, probably saved lives.

And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives...

You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you WANT me on that DESIGN TEAM.

You NEED me on that DESIGN TEAM.

We use words like DESIGN, CODE, ANALYSIS...

we use these words as the backbone to a life spent PROVIDING OWNER COMFORT AND ENERGY EFFICIENCY.

You use 'em as a punchline.

I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain my DESIGN to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very ENVIRONMENT I provide,

then questions the manner in which I provide it!

I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way.

Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a DUCTULATOR and DESIGN a BUILDING SYSTEM.

Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!

 
NJM..You have mad skillzzzzz. Spamming monster. YOu may have established a new spamming record for this board. Cannot wait to see what do you do in the next 10k thread. Hope you stay around after you pass.

 
I've started to walk through the office and draw imaginary circles around the people I hate

 
Can't sleep. This would have been a good time for me to have gone on a spamming spree

 
You know what's a great way to come down off the lack of spam ledge, hanging Christmas lights on the house. Yuck.

 
Going to chop down a Christmas tree today and finish decorating. The elf will start showing up tonight.

 
I "planted" our fake Christmas tree on the edge of the yard this summer.

 
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