If you had to...

[Dexman PE PMP]

Money, then I could buy more car parts that make me happy.

CNN or Fox News?

 

[matt267 PE]

cnn.com, seems less hateful

Wetlands or parking lot?

 

[NJmike PE]

Parking lot, wetlands are fake.

"watch" tennis or ice skating

 

[matt267 PE]

Ice skating, the women are hotter

Action vs horror movies

 

[NJmike PE]

Action.

Elmo or cookie monster

 

[matt267 PE]

Cookie monster, but instead of cookies he eats bacon.

Let it Be or The Duck Song.

 

[csb]

The Duck Song, because I don't know what it is.

Ginger or Mary Ann?

 

[Flyer_PE]

Mary Ann

Opera or Sharp Stick in the eye

 

[NJmike PE]

Opera, I know the feeling of getting stabbed in the eye, I can be drunk at the Opera and find it semi tolerable.

Bush or Obama?

 

[Supe]

Bush.

Give up the internet, or give up phones?

 

[csb]

Phones. I've already given them up.

Re-live junior high or re-live high school?

 

[mevans154]

Re-live High School

Would you rather have a "root canal" or a "colonoscopy"?

 

[matt267 PE]

I've had neither, but if the doctor is hot and she buys me dinner first: colonoscopy

cat or dog?

 

[Supe]

Dog. Duh.

Hold in a poop for a week, or hold in a pee for a week?

 

[DanHalen]

You work for a horrible consulting company that treats you worse than a POW and you're on your exit interview after submitting your two week notice. Do you tell your boss they are the reason you're leaving because they are such a phuck, or do you simply tell them you are relocating and trying to reduce traveling? Keep in mind your boss has been very harsh, controlling, and micro-managed every aspect of your life that they can possibly control.

 

[matt267 PE]

After holding in your poop for a week, tell your boos he's a fuck, then leave a week's worth of shit in his office.

Would you give up beer or sex?

 

[Supe]

Sex. I can't just jiggle my hand for a few minutes and make beer appear.

Win the lotto and give it all to charity, or win and give none to charity?

 

[matt267 PE]

Win and give it all to charity.

Taco Bell or Chipolte?

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Chipotle, but then schedule my impending ER visit for some unknown bacterial attack

Would you rather have a colonoscopy or have a kidney stone?

 

[goodal]

Not a realistic question.  I'll take 8 colonoscopies before I want one kidney stone.

Would you rather skip Thanksgiving or Christmas?