If you had to...

[knight1fox3]

Skip Xmas, and go with Thanksgiving.  Same great food without the need for presents.

Valentine's Day or have a 2nd Halloween?

 

[Ramnares P.E.]

Easy one Fox, definitely 2nd Halloween.  Candy and don't have to deal with the BS presents/cards.

Bud light or shot glass of Flint water?

 

[matt267 PE]

Bud light. I would rather drink piss water than lead water.

Would you rather retake the PE exam, or the FE exam?

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Either one is better than the PMP because PMP'n ain't easy.

Good house in a bad neighborhood or a bad house in a good neighborhood?

 

[thekzieg]

Bad house in a good neighborhood. I can fix it all myself.

Chicken hot dogs or turkey bacon?

 

[mevans154]

Turkey Bacon ( I can always wrap real bacon around it!)

Waking up next to Ronald McDonald with him saying "You were Lovin' it", or waking up next to the Burger King with him saying "You had it your way"

 

[Supe]

BK.  At least "my way" would have made me a top instead of a bottom.

Give up your favorite food, or give up your favorite beverage?

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Food, because I could always puree it to make it a drink.

No wifi at home, or no cell/text reception at home?

 

[thekzieg]

No cell/text reception. Everyone I need to talk to imessages over wifi.

Be pooped on by a bird or by a baby?

 

[scatsob]

Been popped on by both, neither is pleasant. If I have to choose I'll go with baby because at least you know it's coming. 

Camero or Mustang?

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

*Camaro.  Duh

The office kitchen is out of sugar & creamer.  Tea or coffee?

 

[scatsob]

Tea

your significant other is gaining weight, tell them to loose it or sit back and hope they figure it out on their own. 

 

[dvvader]

Tell them to lose it, honesty is always the best policy.

Would you rather be poked in the eye or kicked...below the belt?

 

[matt267 PE]

Kicked in the balls. I don't need them anymore.

Would rather swim with the fish, or swim with the MIL?