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I have to prepare for an interview for a position I don't want, so I can use it as leverage to get a promotion.
That's the only way to get a raise around here.

My Krispey Kreme donut was warm, not hot.

 
My Krispey Kreme donut was warm, not hot.
I went to a new one here recently and the dozen I picked up from the drive thru were not hot. I took them back and they gave me a fresh hot dozen and let me keep the dozen I already had.

I can't figure out where I want to eat for lunch.

 
I can't seem to keep my car clean with all the damn bugs along the highway.

 
Don't want to have to serve on jury duty next week.

On the flip side, I fixed my garage door sensor issue I was having.

 
On the flip side, I fixed my garage door sensor issue I was having.
This reminds me of a conversation I had with my (formerly third world) daddy.

Dad: [proudly] "I fixed the garage door opener."

Me: "I thought you hired someone to fix it."

Dad: "I fixed it with money."

I have to wait two months till my cell phone contract expires so I can get an iPhone at a discount.

 
I can't get cell coverage at home without special repeater equipment, even though the "computer" states I'm in an excellent coverage area...

 
If I want a Chick-Fil-A milkshake, I'll have to walk all the way across the street.

 
I'm having trouble deciding which take-out joint to get dinner from tonight.

 
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