I Got 999 First World Problems

[Dexman PE PMP]

My red pen is almost out of ink.

 

[Adrenaline]

Someone accidentally brewed de-caf instead of regular; we promptly discarded it down the drain.

 

[Master slacker]

My left sock has a hole in it.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

I have to prepare for an interview for a position I don't want, so I can use it as leverage to get a promotion.

That's the only way to get a raise around here.

My Krispey Kreme donut was warm, not hot.

 

[Ble_PE]

My Krispey Kreme donut was warm, not hot.

I went to a new one here recently and the dozen I picked up from the drive thru were not hot. I took them back and they gave me a fresh hot dozen and let me keep the dozen I already had.

I can't figure out where I want to eat for lunch.

 

[Master slacker]

The mini fridge I was given when I got hired on doesn't have an automatic ice maker.

 

[FLBuff PE]

I can only afford the one day a week ski pass.

 

[envirotex]

My remote key for my car needs a new battery.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

The pinwheel in the garden keeps throwing a blade.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

I can't seem to keep my car clean with all the **** bugs along the highway.

 

[knight1fox3]

Don't want to have to serve on jury duty next week.

On the flip side, I fixed my garage door sensor issue I was having.

 

[goodal]

Can't get the grease out from under my fingernails.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Lunch isn't for another 30 minutes and I'm already hungry.

 

[YMZ PE]

On the flip side, I fixed my garage door sensor issue I was having.

This reminds me of a conversation I had with my (formerly third world) daddy.

Dad: [proudly] "I fixed the garage door opener."

Me: "I thought you hired someone to fix it."

Dad: "I fixed it with money."

I have to wait two months till my cell phone contract expires so I can get an iPhone at a discount.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

I cant get 4G coverage for my cell phone at work

 

[blybrook PE]

I can't get cell coverage at home without special repeater equipment, even though the "computer" states I'm in an excellent coverage area...

 

[Master slacker]

My coffee pot in the office doesn't have an auto-off timer.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

I ate too much for lunch and now I'm sleepy.

 

[Supe]

If I want a Chick-Fil-A milkshake, I'll have to walk all the way across the street.

 

[Flyer_PE]

I'm having trouble deciding which take-out joint to get dinner from tonight.