I Got 999 First World Problems

[Capt Worley PE]

I refuse to pay seventy five cents for a soda from the machine.

 

[YMZ PE]

I'm sharing a construction trailer with all men. I thought we had an unspoken understanding about not pooping in the trailer bathroom, much less not leaving your dingleberries behind, but I was wrong. Barf.

 

[knight1fox3]

I have to wait two months till my cell phone contract expires so I can get an iPhone at a discount.

You should wait longer. Android > Apple

If I want a Chick-Fil-A milkshake, I'll have to walk all the way across the street.

Ya but then your political views will be challenged!

Not enough hours in the day...

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

My car doesn't drive very well in the snow.

 

[knight1fox3]

I'm sharing a construction trailer with all men. I thought we had an unspoken understanding about not pooping in the trailer bathroom, much less not leaving your dingleberries behind, but I was wrong. Barf.

:lmao:

Where does one do this if not in the trailer?

 

[Master slacker]

Soon on YMZ's desk... like a BOSS!

 

[Ble_PE]

I hate having to get up early to go to the gym.

 

[blybrook PE]

It's hard to choose what vehicle to drive to the office, there's 4 in the yard...

 

[Master slacker]

Running low on vitamins.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

My company truck just threw a "check engine" light.

 

[FLBuff PE]

My Mercedes is currently not running.

 

[EAZY]

It's too cold in this office with the AC on.

 

[wilheldp_PE]

A bitch ain't one.

 

[blybrook PE]

my cell phone doesn't know what time zone its in.

 

[blybrook PE]

Its snowing in the Brooks range... Summer wasn't long enough to get all my projects done.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

I've got an eye-strain headache from working at my computer too much today.

 

[YMZ PE]

A bitch ain't one.

I feel bad for you son.

Sephora is taking too long to ship all the Lancome makeup I ordered.

 

[EAZY]

Had a bid opening for a project today. I just announced the results via an email that said "Bid Resluts" in the subject.

 

[engineergurl]

I'm nearly out of jim beam

 

[envirotex]

I don't have enough time this week to spam eb.com.