Goat Man spotted in Utah

[envirotex]

He's not from the farm (or Texas A&M) is he?

 

[YMZ PE]

So it's left to me to explain?

You put the goat or sheep's back legs in your boots so they can't get away.

Although I said explicit, I suppose this is a good enough explanation. Now excuse me as I uke:

 

[engineergurl]

thats mild... the one I heard involved them backing away from cliffs...