April 2011 exam stories

[Dexman PE PMP]

During a break from taking the PE exam...

LOL, no way.

Way

 

[Capt Worley PE]

During a break from taking the PE exam...

LOL, no way.

Way

You forgot the 'fixed it.'

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

I must say, I'm kind of bothered by the attitudes of some of the people on this board.

I hear you. The incessant Animal House jokes, the pursuit of phatty money, and the worship of all things European is just horrible, isn't it?

Don't forget the taboo, risque topic of lunch.

Im just glad we're not tasked with Stormwater modeling...

He tasks me. He tasks me and I shall have him! I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round Perdition's flames before I'll model stormwater for him!

 

[humner]

Back on the topic of the exam. It was to all the mens horror when we discovered that the bathroom we had access to only had one urinal and one crapper. Nothing like sitting for 4 hours and then have to wait in line to pee.

 

[Guest]

Don't forget the taboo, risque topic of lunch.

Did you say .... lunch?!

JR

 

[Otter]

I must say, I'm kind of bothered by the attitudes of some of the people on this board.

I hear you. The incessant Animal House jokes, the pursuit of phatty money, and the worship of all things European is just horrible, isn't it?

Eric Stratton, rush chairman. Damn glad to meet you.

 

[Boon]

Hi, that was Eric Stratton, rush chairman. He was damn glad to meet you.

 

[Flounder]

You guys playing cards?

 

[Dean Wormer]

I hate those guys.

 

[D-Day]

[SIZE=24pt]RAMMING SPEED![/SIZE]

 

[Boon]

Let's take the cheese.

 

[snickerd3]

Back on the topic of the exam. It was to all the mens horror when we discovered that the bathroom we had access to only had one urinal and one crapper. Nothing like sitting for 4 hours and then have to wait in line to pee.

welcome to the problem women face all the time!!!!!

 

[Steve Wilkos]

Nothing like sitting for 4 hours and then have to wait in line to pee.

Humner, we asked, "Did you pee in the sink rather than wait in line." You said no. And the lie deterctor results say...you did not tell the truth!

 

[The Audience]

OOOooooo!!! BOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Steve, Steve, Steve!!!

 

[D-Day]

Let it go. War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.

 

[Flounder]

I can't believe I puked in front of Dean Wormer.

 

[Boon]

Face it, Kent. You threw up "on" Dean Wormer.

 

[Charlie]

I did a little more than that. Got crazy!

 

[humner]

no on the sink this time, not saying that there was never a bar in Ft Worth Texas with a very low sink basin set and I used that. But to my credit on that one, I did not go home with any of those women.

 

[Bluto Blutarsky]

Let it go. War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.

What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!