October 2020 15k SPAM Thread

MadamPirate PE · Oct 26, 2020

Back by popular demand. This is our biannual EB.com spam fest to help with the post-exam stresses. For the n00bs, the goal is to focus less on the exam, how you did or did not do or the results, and more on unwinding here in the STB subforum and getting this thread to 15,000 posts (maybe this time we can actually reach 15k). The rules are as follows:

No double posts (meaning you may not have consecutive posts). Accidents happen, but at the discretion of the Moderators, your posts could be deleted if it is deemed intentional;
Spelling doesn’t count (luckily for me); and
Posts must be at least three characters long (and an actual word) or a meme.

Winning categories are as follows:

total post count;
total number of top page posts;
total number of times you can mock Matt267 PE
closest guess to the cut score without going over; and
last post to close out the thread (#15,000)

Winners may receive a prize. These are the rules for now, but pay attention because they can change at any "TIME". Good luck and happy spamming.

-Ganked from @NJmike PE cuz I'm impatient and want to spam.