Would you eat a unicorn?

[Fudgey]

I would if I had no choice but otherwise it would be like eating a dead horse I imagine. Not something that sounds very tasty. I imagine unicorn would be slightly more tender with magic sparkles.

I bet unicorn horn marrow would have some interesting qualities as well.

 

[Master slacker]

According to Harry Potter, drinking its blood makes you immortal, but is a terrible thing to do.

I'd dehydrate it first and have unicorn jerky just to be safe.

 

[mizzoueng]

I'm sure slow roasted over hot coals from the fires of Mount Doom and bathed in Sweet Baby Rays would be delicious.

 

[Flyer_PE]

The liver would probably go well with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

 

[csb]

I'm sure slow roasted over hot coals from the fires of Mount Doom and bathed in Sweet Baby Rays would be delicious.

I'd eat about anything if it was covered in Sweet Baby Rays.

 

[MA_PE]

I bet unicorn horn marrow would have some interesting qualities as well.

kinda like the agave worm in a bottle of Mezcal

Frank's hot sauce "I put that %%^ on everything".

 

[Ble_PE]

It's meat, isn't it? Just give me a little A1 sauce.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Nothing that a smoker or grill couldn't handle...

 

[Supe]

Not much I won't eat after a 1:1 food to Texas Pete's ratio!

Besides, the French eat unicorn, so it's a very European thing to do.

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

Nothing that a smoker or grill couldn't handle...

I prefer it potted with onions and mushrooms. I can make a mean gravy from the drippings. As opposed to my dog who can make a mean gravy from the droppings.

 

[kevo_55]

I'd eat one with some Frank's Red Hot all over it.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

Unicorn is pretty good. Tastes a lot like horse.

 

[humner]

Silly Muggles, Unicorns are immune to fire. You can't cook them, you can eat them raw though.

 

[MGX]

I'd eat one if it gave me magic powers.

 

[Exception Collection]

Just make sure that while you're hunting the Unicorn the Unicorn isn't also hunting you.

http://complexactions.com/?id=231

 

[FLBuff PE]

I'd eat one if it gave me magic powers.

I unbderstand that after eating a unicorn you can fart rainbows and fly.

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

I believe the original poster can do that regardless.

We missed you Fudgey!

 

[Wolverine]

On a trip to Italy a few years ago, one of the menu items was Salame d'Asino, which was translated right there on the menu as "Donkey Meat with Lard".

So yes I would eat a unicorn, but only if I could get it with lard.

It's very Italian.

 

[humner]

Charlie the Unicorn

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]