Was kissing invented by a impotent cavemen?

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Fudgey

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Have you ever wondered how and when kissing was invented. I mean cavemen had no reason to kiss but I am sure a few of them couldn't get their thingies to work. I could see them trying to improvise.

So they try it and even though it doesn't bring them a baby they still enjoy it and tell all their friends and soon it catches on and becomes a lasting tradition of the human species.

 
Have you ever watched a baby examine everything? They use their mouths. The mouth is one of the first things to develop enough nervous system to "feel" anything. Using your mouth is kinda primitive.

Plus, some people taste good. :D

 
It's all about the mouth to boob action.

 
What IDIOTS!!!! Don't you know that cavemen started kissing because they read the best-seller book by the leading sex therapist of the day and found the chapter on fourplay intriguing!!!??!

 
^How would fourplay be done? Two cavemen and one cavewoman? Three cavemen and one cavewoman? Or three cavewomen and one caveman?

 
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