The Walmart Game

[blybrook PE]

hacksaw, tent, kleenex

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Lighter fluid, map, hooded sweater

 

[Capt Worley PE]

Duct tape, nylon rope, and trash bags.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Buck Lure

http://www.walmart.com/ip/Tink-s-69-Doe-in-Rut-Buck-Lure-1-oz/5130749

Water balloons

Eye goggles

 

[knight1fox3]

A referee shirt, a referee hat, and a whistle.

Anyone can be a ref right?

 

[Master slacker]

Lettuce, tomato, spinach.

amirite?

 

[Wolverine]

A case of golf balls, a quart of baby oil, and a kiddie pool.

 

[Lumber Jim]

.22 mag shells, spray paint, and a ski mask...

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Chain saw, chocolate pudding mix, and a koosh ball.

 

[Lumber Jim]

cardboard, model paint, glue

Two male juniors in highschool were not allowed to make this purchase and had to put the merchandise back on the shelf @ 11 pm. on a Tuesday night. The purchase was for a school english project that was due the next day (we had to construct a model of shakespeare's Globe Theater) Cashier said it was a liability issue related to "huffing". Teacher did not believe us when we used wood, permanent markers, and tape instead of the "approved" materials of construction...

 

[snickerd3]

.22 mag shells, spray paint, and a ski mask...

This wouldn't be possible at our walmart. All gun/ammo purchases must be done at the register in the hunting department and you can't add other non gun items to the order. so you would have to check out twice

 

[Capt Worley PE]

Halloween candy, razor blades, and ,lye.

 

[Lumber Jim]

.22 mag shells, spray paint, and a ski mask...

This wouldn't be possible at our walmart. All gun/ammo purchases must be done at the register in the hunting department and you can't add other non gun items to the order. so you would have to check out twice

Same walmart as the cardboard, model paint and glue.

Not a word was said about the shells, spray paint and ski mask...

 

[csb]

'Merica!

 

[Capt Worley PE]

'Merica!

Fook yeah!

 

[Kephart P.E.]

Enema kit

Malt Liquor

cucumber

 

[wilheldp_PE]

Enema kit

Malt Liquor

cucumber

KNOXVILLE, Tenn. - A University of Tennessee student suffered severe alcohol poisoning after taking part in a bizarre consumption method known as "butt chugging," police said.

Alexander P. Broughton, 20, of Memphis, had a blood-alcohol level of "well over" 0.40 percent after a night of drinking at the Pi Kappa Alpha house early Saturday, police said.

Broughton, who was brought to a nearby emergency room by other students, had ingested the alcohol by a method in which wine is inserted directly by a tube into a person's rectum for quick and potent absorption, police said.

"Upon extensive questioning it is believed that members of the fraternity were using rubber tubing inserted into their rectums as a conduit for alcohol as the abundance of capillaries and blood vessels present greatly heightens the level and speed of the alcohol entering the blood stream as it bypasses the filtering by the liver," Knoxville police spokesman Darrell DeBusk said in a news release.

Pi Kappa Alpha's UT chapter was administratively suspended for 30 days by Pi Kappa Alpha International, pending a decision regarding its permanent status, according to a statement from UT spokeswoman Karen Ann Simsen.

No criminal charges have been filed, although UTPD officers issued a number of citations early Saturday to young men at the fraternity, according to police records.

Linky.

 

[snickerd3]

No social group is worth having tube shoved up your butt and liquid poured in.

 

[Master slacker]

Not a member of the enema of the month club, i see...

 

[Capt Worley PE]

Enema kit

Malt Liquor

cucumber

KNOXVILLE, Tenn. - A University of Tennessee student suffered severe alcohol poisoning after taking part in a bizarre consumption method known as "butt chugging," police said.

Alexander P. Broughton, 20, of Memphis, had a blood-alcohol level of "well over" 0.40 percent after a night of drinking at the Pi Kappa Alpha house early Saturday, police said.

Broughton, who was brought to a nearby emergency room by other students, had ingested the alcohol by a method in which wine is inserted directly by a tube into a person's rectum for quick and potent absorption, police said.

"Upon extensive questioning it is believed that members of the fraternity were using rubber tubing inserted into their rectums as a conduit for alcohol as the abundance of capillaries and blood vessels present greatly heightens the level and speed of the alcohol entering the blood stream as it bypasses the filtering by the liver," Knoxville police spokesman Darrell DeBusk said in a news release.

Pi Kappa Alpha's UT chapter was administratively suspended for 30 days by Pi Kappa Alpha International, pending a decision regarding its permanent status, according to a statement from UT spokeswoman Karen Ann Simsen.

No criminal charges have been filed, although UTPD officers issued a number of citations early Saturday to young men at the fraternity, according to police records.

Linky.

That was on an episode of Manswers one night as the answer to the question, "What's the fastest way to get drunk?"