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[engineergurl]

there is a missing Norman Rockwell painting....

 

[sycamore PE]

I don't blame food for any of my issues.

 

[knight1fox3]

^ occasionally I blame beer for things....lol

 

[engineergurl]

milk makes some people fart... but that is besides the point

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Food makes me fart.

 

[Sapper PE LS]

Milk shakes bring all the boys to the yard, who tear up the grass, leaving muddy puddles, that I then track onto the rug, causing my wife to be angry, and I sleep on the couch, which puts a crock in my neck, making me unproductive at work the next day, causing me to get fired, leaving me penniless, which means I must subsist on twinkies and soda pop, bought with food stamps, at the 7-11, annoying the patron behind me, erupting into a bitter argument, ending with police taking me handcuffed to jail, where I wait to stand trial, before a judge, who asks me if I have a defense, and I say, "food caused my issues."

 

[engineergurl]

I had a come back, but it just wasn't funny since I'm a chick.

 

[maryannette]

Morning!

 

[engineergurl]

GOOD MORNING to you too!

 

[sycamore PE]

Good morning!

 

[engineergurl]

Morning is starting to fade into lunch time...

 

[goodal]

I accidentally skipped breakfast this morning.

 

[blybrook PE]

Morning post. Glad its friday

 

[knight1fox3]

Post morning post.

Wings and beer after work.

 

[SCarolinaNiki PE]

Not sure I'm feeling a ”good” morning. Wine is evil.

 

[knight1fox3]

^ haha! Awesome. But that's what b-days are good for.

 

[engineergurl]

I have decided that I will start my birthday celebration tonight. Nikki can drink more wine. I will consume some Beam and Pepsi. All in the world shall be right.

 

[spambot]

I like money...

and bacon...

spam, not so much.

 

[engineergurl]

okay that just looks nasty

 

[baconbot]