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I just had a bowl of cereal. Will be trying out the new grill this afternoon though.

 
Heard a truck driver tell another truck driver that he had to "squeeze out some chunkies" as he walked into the rest room. I nearly barfed. I mean, really, who actually says **** like that when you're in a public place.

 
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Sap, thats better than droppin da kids off at da pool...

 
Heard a truck driver tell another truck driver that he had to "squeeze out some chunkies" as he walked into the rest room. I nearly barfed. I mean, really, who actually says **** like that when you're in a public place.


It would appear that at least a partial answer to that question would be truck drivers.

 
Was at lewds getting plumbing fittings to hang a second shower head as the original is too friggin low for my frame.

 
Drove three new pickups today. Chevy, Ford, and Ram. Liked the Ram but it's too damn tall for the garage. Leaning heavily toward the Ford.

 
Neighbor has an F-150. He really likes it. But then again, it's a Ford...

 
As I was intrigued by the truck driver's crude jargon, I have been thinking of my own clever euphemism, and here is what I've come up with. I call it going green, when its hue isnt true. When it comes out in squirts, I'm ejecting my deserts. When it's hard and lumpy, that there's called a grumpy. And when it's soft and mushy, it's an easy pushy. But most of the time instead of taking a deuce, I'd prefer to exclaim that I'm draining my caboose.

Edit: this **** is copywrit, and I reserve all rights.

 
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I prefer to just say I'm just taking a conference call in my office.

My office: where I do my business

Conference call: playing games on my cellphone.

 
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