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engineergurl · Aug 17, 2013

he told me not to touch anything... I think i'm an admin for the sole purpose of preventing him from getting sued for discriminating against women...

(for all you newbs... we like to joke... I love RG... like not like I love my husband... but like I would love an older brother that had kids while I was still in high school which is awesome because you get to be an aunt while you are still young... but then you find out that you can't really afford all the stuff you are supposed to do in your new aunt position, so you just try to make up for it in every other way... )....

envirotex · Aug 17, 2013

What?

engineergurl · Aug 17, 2013

I cut my bangs with some rusty kitchen scissors

I screamed his name till the neighbors called the cops

I numbed the pain at the expensive of my liver... don't know what I did next, all I know is I couldn't stop

Word got around to the bar-flys and the Baptists

My momma's phone started ringing off the hook

I can hear her now sayin she ain't gonna have it, don't matter how you feel, it only matters how you look

Go and fix your make up

Girl it's just a break up

Run and hide your crazy

and start acting like a lady

Cause I raised ya better

Gotta keep it together

Even when you fall apart

This ain't my Momma's broken heart

Wish I could be a little less dramatic

Llike a Kennedy when camelot when down in flames

Leave it to me to be holding the matches

when the fire trucks show up and theres nobody left to blame

Can't get revenge and keep a spotless reputation

sometimes revenge is a choice you gotta make.....

My Momma came from a softer generation

where you get a grip and bite your lip

just to save a little face

Go and fix your make up

Girl it's just a break up

Run and hide your crazy

and start acting like a lady

Cause I raised ya better

Gotta keep it together

Even when you fall apart

This ain't my Momma's broken heart

powder your nose, paint your toes

line your lips and keep them closed

cross your knees and dot your i's

and never let them see you cry

Go and fix your make up

Girl it's just a break up

Run and hide your crazy

and start acting like a lady

Cause I raised ya better

Gotta keep it together

Even when you fall apart

This ain't my Momma's broken heart

Go and fix your make up

Girl it's just a break up

Run and hide your crazy

and start acting like a lady

Cause I raised ya better

Gotta keep it together

Even when you fall apart

This ain't my Momma's broken heart