Strange random texts

[Sschell]

For the last couple years, my phone has recieved random text messages, that are clearly not meant for me. If I call or text the person sending the text, their response is always the same "Who are you? how did you get this number?" it is very odd. I have called my provider, and they basically told me that I am crazy. the texts originate from many different zip codes, all over the country. Occasionally I will get more than one from the same number, but not often. It has not caused me to go over my # of texts yet, and even though they come in at all hours, they have not woken me up in the middle of the night yet, so it does not cause me much of a problem. some of them are quite entertaining. earlier this month I started documenting all of the random texts that were saved in my phone. not knowing what else to do with this list, I am presenting it here:

5/6/2009 dad I'll be thar 4 shur 130

5/9/2009 lets do this I have a little time to whoop your ass at poker gumbe*_*

5/10/2009 friend liz it steve if you didn't know im on my cuz phone

5/12/2009 im fihtin with holmes and its raining vodka I hope your titties get sticky and it ruins your day [ED: this one is my favorite!]

5/14/2009 Nana girls

5/16/2009 we are going to eat at outback at 6 then we will come over…..call me when you get this yo gumbe*_*

5/16/2009 Hey Steve its kylee

5/17/2009 mom I like apple pie

5/27/2009 gril hey were gonna leave in a min k? hill billy

5/27/2009 gril hey where r u? hill billy

5/27/2009 dad hey dad. do you care if I stay after for a drafting project?

5/31/2009 FWD: I have just sent you a money angel! If u send this to 5-8 people u will receive z600 dollars in 2-3 days. It's true.

6/5/2009 sister Hey I love you. Wanna go ouTfor dinner toniht babyyy?

6/7/2009 cell Hi

6/8/2009 cell Hi

6/9/2009 Steve birthday is thur. we want to barbecue

6/10/2009 asleep right now this is davy

6/15/2009 response FWD: Bookem danno!

6/22/2009 CELL Haaaay

6/24/2009 WITH AARON NO CHOICE NOWHERE ELSE TO GO

6/26/2009 cell

7/10/2009 cell sam needs to take her meds. She says she hasnt taken it

7/16/2009 Whats steves number

7/17/2009 number FWD: I'm in. Meet at jo's house?

7/18/2009 spkrs r back let me know if I shld close the door or not have fun **Matt**

7/23/2009 Happy Anniversary Baby

7/25/2009 Out side

7/28/2009 laptop FWD: On the bed in my room tell him to bring the cord to

7/29/2009 sis how'd u know I had my bro's phone?

8/3/2009 what does a lap dance entail?

8/3/2009 what does a lap dance entail?

8/5/2009 bday steves bday………xo

there have been several since then, I just stopped writing them down.

Discuss

 

[csb]

I like to think your favorite one is from Tom Cruise and he's fighting Katie Holmes.

 

[Hill William]

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

Some are hilarious.

 

[Sschell]

^ I think I just burned an hour at that site.

 

[csb]

(715): i wish peter jackson would direct porn

Seems short and hairy to me...but on the upside, it seems as though Ron Jeremy would be a shoo in during a casting call.

 

[FLBuff PE]

(405): I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.

Damn HR never informed me of this, either!

 

[Capt Worley PE]

Seems short and hairy to me...but on the upside, it seems as though Ron Jeremy would be a shoo in during a casting call.

Have you seen Porn Star? it is a documentary about Ron Jeremy and is more fascinating than you would think. Apparently, he's the richest guy in the biz because he is TIGHT with his money. Drives a 10+ year old Dodge Stratus and travels with grocery bags instead of luggage.

 

[FLBuff PE]

Saw this one today, and had to share. Not from my phone, BTW.

(215): two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup

(1-215): ill bring the camera dont start without me