Where's MA today? He should have made a Monty Python reference to liking Chinese by now.
Just catching up.
Bailiff: You are hereby charged that on the 28th day of May you did willfully and with malice of forethought, publish an alleged English- Hungarian phrase book with intent to cause a breach of thepeace. How do you plead?
Publisher: Not guilty.
Prosecuting Counsel (Eric Idle): Mr. Yahlt, on the 28th of May, you published this phrase book.
Publisher: I did
Counsel: With your lordship's permission I would like to quote an example. The Hungarian phrase meaning "Can you direct me to the railway station?" is here translated by the English phrase, "Please fondle my buttocks."
(He glares accusingly at Yahlt.)
(Another Hungarian gentleman approaches an upper-class twit on the street.)
Other Hungarian (Terry Jones): (reading from book) Pleease fondle my buttocks.
Twit (Graham Chapman): Ah yes, it's past the post office, 200 yards down, and then left at the light.
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(phone rings) Excuse me
(he answers phone)
Hello......no, not now......shtoom...shtoom....right......yes, we'll have the watch ready for you at midnight.......the watch.....the Chinese watch....yes, right-oh, bye-bye.....
mother
(he hangs up phone)