So I'm not even sure how this is possible, but Mrs. NJ is PG again... WTF

[NJmike PE]

Somebody please shoot me.

 

[Sapper PE LS]

Your f@$&ng kidding me!

 

[NJmike PE]

I don't get it. Fu$#! How is it even possible?!

 

[Sapper PE LS]

I thought you had the snip snip and isn't she breast feeding?

 

[Road Guy]

Softened the cervix?

 

[NJmike PE]

I didn't get the Snip yet. Things have been so crazy here. Been no time. I'm so pissed.

 

[Road Guy]

Been six weeks already?

 

[NJmike PE]

Yeah. Friday will be 8 weeks. Fuck!

 

[Sapper PE LS]

Yeah, timeline doesn't seem right. You'd be right at the 6 week mark cuz your kid was a couple weeks behind mine and mine is just 2 months old... What kind of voodoo magic are you pulling here?

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Irish twins? 6 weeks is definitely possible.

 

[NJmike PE]

Mrs NJ just went for her 6 week appointment last Thursday. My bad, it's just 6 weeks.

 

[Sapper PE LS]

Fuck it I'm going to get my sample analyzed tomorrow... Ain't taking no damn chances.

 

[NJmike PE]

I'm not really thinking straight right now. But trust me, all of the pics sticks say the same. NJmike is Fucked.

 

[blybrook PE]

Congrats! 2 rugrats back to back!

 

[NJmike PE]

Yeah, great. Where the hell am I supposed to put this one...

 

[PeeWee]

Congrats! Ya'll building a bigger house yet?

 

[blybrook PE]

Just put the new one in the doghouse where you'll likely be for the next couple years.

 

[NJmike PE]

WTF? Yeah, with what $. Gonna end up moving in with my in-laws now.

 

[blybrook PE]

What inlaws? They'll likely disown ya!

 

[NJmike PE]

You're helping right now. I need a fucking drink...