Said this but I really meant...

[bigray76]

Said: "Add it to the file"

Meant: "Put it in the folder, and we'll pray this doesn't bite us in the *** later"

 

[ALBin517]

Said: "I had not looked at it that way."

Meant: "What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.”

 

[Master slacker]

Said: "If you want the equipment back and running reliably, we need to fix it properly."

Meant: "Go die in a fire."

 

[cement]

said: "I haven't been able to get in touch"

meant: "I have not tried to get in touch"

 

[Supe]

Said: You look fine.

Meant: I don't care that your *** looks so big I could charge for advertising on it, let's go or we're going to be late.