Rant - Shoulder Nipples

[petergibbons]

OK, I have to rant about shoulder nipples for a minute. You know what I'm talking about. You have a shirt that has been on a hanger for a while, you take it off the hanger, put it on, and notice that it appears that your headlights are on but they are on the tops of your shoulders. And everyone in the room notices. Any quick fixes?

 

[frazil]

:whipping:

sorry, no suggestions.

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

1. Buy wrinkle free stuff

2. Leave your clothes on the floor

 

[cement]

you can put band aids on your nipples to hold them down. What was the question?

 

[TouchDown]

lean over and suck on the shoulder nipple with your mouth - the added liquid will knock it right out...

Now, how to overcome the embarassment of everyone watch you suck on your shoulder nipple? As well as walking around with wet shoulders... I'll have to think on that one a while.

 

[DVINNY]

wet em down, use a hair dryer to dry.

If you are 5 minutes from a meeting, put your blazer on.

that's all I got.