Post a lie about the poster above

[Dexman PE PMP]

^^^ Is the new bearded lady at the circus

 

[Flyer_PE]

^Is pi$$ed off that the bearded lady job went to somebody else.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

^Shot an elephant at the circus.

 

[cement]

^ is having BBQ elephant for dinner

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

^^^ is packing for an African safari

 

[cement]

^ swims with hippos

 

[EM_PS]

^lost a testicle in a freak hippo swim accident

 

[Ble_PE]

^thinks the nutcracker is something he did off the high dive.

 

[Flyer_PE]

^thinks Moby **** is a venereal disease.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

^Truly believes Moby ****'s father was Poppa Boner.

 

[Ble_PE]

^Auditioned for the part of Toto for The Wizard of Oz musical.

 

[cement]

^ follows the yellow brick road

 

[blybrook PE]

^ lives with the wicked witch as one of her minions

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

^^^ is a space cowboy

 

[Ble_PE]

^Could have been a center in the NBA, but didn't want to miss out on a lucrative career as an engineer.

 

[Supe]

^Has captured The Narwhal

 

[Capt Worley PE]

^Carries lightning in a Skoal tin.

 

[Supe]

^Has a lightning rod made from the horn of The Narwhal

 

[Capt Worley PE]

^Has working replicas of all Tesla's patents.

 

[Ble_PE]

^Favorite book is 50 Shades of Gray.