Poet's Corner

[snickerd3]

I failed this part of english in high school, so I can't contribute. But the submissions so far are rather entertaining.

 

[Parks and Rec]

here I sit all broken hearted

tried to poop but only farted

then one day I took a chance

tried to fart and **** my pants

 

[Dexman1349]

I came in here

to $hit and stink,

but all I've done

is sit and think...

 

[FLBuff PE]

Haikus are easy

But sometimes do not make sense

Refrigerator

 

[Dexman1349]

Love Random music

Devel Went Down to Georgia

remixes are great

 

[maryannette]

Mary, Mary, quite

Contrary, yes, contrary.

No frickin' garden.

 

[Guest]

Paradiso Girls

Patron Tequla Explicit

Video Below

:Banane20:



JR

 

[Supe]

Muted video,

So I could tolerate it,

Want the short-haired blonde.

Texas style ribs,

On sale for five dollars,

Awesome in crock pot.

Stubbs BBQ sauce,

Married well with my cheap meat,

Gentle on my butt.

Chicken spaghetti,

Used soup, not Velveeta cheese,

Velveeta was best.

Drank some Parrot Bay,

Fruitier than I had hoped,

It still did the trick.

 

[ElCid03]

Wife in the shower

Cat watching Sports Center with Me

Is it five somewhere?

 

[Guest]

Ms. Applebottoms

Still sending the late night text

No more fruit for me

 

[ElCid03]

Baby shower done

No beer at all to consume

My liver cries out

 

[Guest]

Time in a bottle

It seems at this late hour

Insomnia sucks

JR

 

[Supe]

Shame in the bathroom,

On a construction site, none,

Fire torpedoes.

 

[Chucktown PE]

Just ate lunch at Moe's

Burrito in my belly

To the ******* soon.

 

[MA_PE]

reading new posts

poems about troubled bellies

stale, no longer funny

:deadhorse:

 

[Capt Worley PE]

I'm afraid MA

Is right on the money with

What he says. It's old.

 

[ElCid03]

Reviewing P T

Cables after cables pull

Pain in my head now

 

[ElCid03]

It's log, it's log,

It's big, it's heavy, it's wood!

It's log, it's log;

It's better than bad it's good!

Come on a get your log,

Everyone needs a log.

 

[wilheldp_PE]

Started new workout.

P90X is it's name.

Sore from the neck down.

 

[Master slacker]

Just ate lunch at Moe'sBurrito in my belly

To the ******* soon.

Moe's is just plain bad,

Izzo's is the death of Moe's,

Killed'em in Red Stick