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I failed this part of english in high school, so I can't contribute. But the submissions so far are rather entertaining.

 
here I sit all broken hearted

tried to poop but only farted

then one day I took a chance

tried to fart and shit my pants

 
Paradiso Girls

Patron Tequla Explicit

Video Below

:Banane20:



JR

 
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Muted video,

So I could tolerate it,

Want the short-haired blonde.

Texas style ribs,

On sale for five dollars,

Awesome in crock pot.

Stubbs BBQ sauce,

Married well with my cheap meat,

Gentle on my butt.

Chicken spaghetti,

Used soup, not Velveeta cheese,

Velveeta was best.

Drank some Parrot Bay,

Fruitier than I had hoped,

It still did the trick.

 
Shame in the bathroom,

On a construction site, none,

Fire torpedoes.

 
reading new posts

poems about troubled bellies

stale, no longer funny

:deadhorse:

 
It's log, it's log,

It's big, it's heavy, it's wood!

It's log, it's log;

It's better than bad it's good!

Come on a get your log,

Everyone needs a log.

renandstimpylog_64x96.jpg


 
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