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I'm going to keep sending VERY CHEESY pick-up lines to my wife. This will be my attempt to annoy the shiat out of her, but at the same time, showing small amounts of attention throughout the day.

After 19 years (dating & married), ya still gotta keep 'em laughing.

So today, I'm sending:

ARE YOUR LEGS TIRED?............. cause you've been runnin' thru my mind all day.

Please, help me out for future comments, and post your best here. :D

 
Wow, I love that dress you're wearing. It looks so good on you. You know what else would look good on you?

?

?

?

Me.

 
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My favorite is (I think this is from The Ladies Man):

Was your daddy a meat burglar? Because it looks like he stole two fine canned hams and stuffed them down the back of your pants.

 
If your legs are Christmas and Thanksgiving, I say we get together between the holidays.

 
you: Do you like apples?

her:yes

you: Well then lets screw, how do you like them apples!

 
(Stolen from the internet)

Did you fart? Because you just blew me away!

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can definitely see myself in your pants.

You're like a dictionary ... you add meaning to my life.

Sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.

Do you have a bandaid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you

I Lost my number, can I have yours?

Do you work for UPS? Because I swear I saw you checkin’ out my package.

Are you from Tennessee cause you’re the only ten I see?

I just ate some skittles, do you want to taste the rainbow?

Have you got a library card, because I want to check you out?

 

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