My husband says that when he started dating me, I was a romantic comedy trope because of how clumsy I am. In the past 24 hours I have:
-Fallen while going down the basement (just one step at least, and didn't fall on my tailbone like last time); and
-While trying on running shoes at a store, I ran into a display of t-shirts and broke one of the coat hangers for the merchandise.
WHOOPS SPAM