October 2019 15k SPAM Thread

[SaltySteve PE]

My heart rate just went through the roof. I got a notification on my phone and thought it was an email.

Yall will be happy to know that my roomba finished cleaning and has returned to base...

 

[Orchid PE]

Spam?

 

[Orchid PE]

Spam?

 

[Orchid PE]

Spam?

 

[Orchid PE]

Spam?

 

[Orchid PE]

Spam?

 

[Orchid PE]

My heard rate just went through the roof. I got a notification on my phone and thought it was an email.

Yall will be happy to know that my roomba finished cleaning and has returned to base...

Yay fellow TN engineer!

 

[SaltySteve PE]

Yay fellow TN engineer!

whoa whoa whoa, you better be careful who you're calling an engineer until those results get released.

Also don't ever let anyone in the mafia thread know you're from TN. It marks you from day one.

 

[TrussMe.Civil]

Glad you clarified....

glad you're glad!

 

[MadamPirate PE]

I am so stupid today.

I put my lean cuisine in the microwave for lunch, still in the box. >.<

 

[SNAPE/SMOTT PE]

I am so stupid today.

I put my lean cuisine in the microwave for lunch, still in the box. >.<

Hey, if you turned it on, all good. I worked with an engineer who would bring his lunch in a Walmart bag. He’d put the whole bag with contents in the microwave and heat it up. 

 

[DLD PE]

Don't feel bad.  I did the foil thing once.  It set off the alarm and they had to take the microwave outside.  Then we had to get a new one.

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

My heart rate just went through the roof. I got a notification on my phone and thought it was an email.

Yall will be happy to know that my roomba finished cleaning and has returned to base...

I have to rescue ours like once a week

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

Hey, if you turned it on, all good. I worked with an engineer who would bring his lunch in a Walmart bag. He’d put the whole bag with contents in the microwave and heat it up. 

 

[Orchid PE]

I once put a bag of corn kernels in the microwave. The whole thing starting having mini-explosions, and I was f r e a k i n g out! But it ended up not destroying the microwave, and as it turned out exploded corn is pretty good.

 

[Orchid PE]

Exploded Corn

Mine and @squaretaper PE's band name.

 

[SaltySteve PE]

I have to rescue ours like once a week

Once a week?

Mine only successfully completes about once a week. Most of the time he gets lost and randomly vacuums for 2 hours before running out of juice and giving up. 

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

Once a week?

Mine only successfully completes about once a week. Most of the time he gets lost and randomly vacuums for 2 hours before running out of juice and giving up. 

Since Boyfriend moved the cliff sensor it's gone down. Our fridge is in a "mudroom" addition to the house with the stairs immediately next to it. So it'd get stuck under the fridge a lot. But he moved the cliff sensor to the kitchen side of the fridge so it doesn't get stuck nearly as often.

I also have one of the rooms closed off, which is where it usually gets stuck since I'm painting a desk in there and I don't want dog in there. 

Again, 600 sq ft house and it's only doing roaming the main floor (so not the basement or attic)

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Exploded Corn

Mine and @squaretaper PE's band name.

I call dibs on electric fiddle.

 

[Orchid PE]

I call dibs on electric fiddle.

Fine. But I get the jaw harp.