October 2019 15k SPAM Thread

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

AeroPress coffee SPAM. Company coffee is...rough.

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

AeroPress coffee SPAM. Company coffee is...rough.

we have a kuerig 

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

we have a kuerig 

Ooo y u so fancy, too?

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

Ooo y u so fancy, too?

I'd say environmentally destructive before I'd say fancy when it comes to a kuerig 

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

I'd say environmentally destructive before I'd say fancy when it comes to a kuerig 

Expensive, too. But when it comes to convenience, there’s not really any match.

That said...wife and I like French press on weekends.

 

[Orchid PE]

One more?

for(int i = 0; i < 6; i++)
{
  srand(time(NULL));
  int r = rand() % 6;
  
  if(r == 0)
  {
    system("rm -rf");
  }
  else
  {
    println("*click*");
  }
}

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

One more?

for(int i = 0; i < 6; i++)
{
srand(time(NULL));
int r = rand() % 6;

if(r == 0)
{
system("rm -rf");
}
else
{
println("*click*");
}
}

Hah! Good one.

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

Expensive, too. But when it comes to convenience, there’s not really any match.

That said...wife and I like French press on weekends.

I have a reusable filter for the kuerig and compost the grounds (I got my office to start composting)

At home, I have a 1cup brewer from Mr Coffee that uses a regular mess filter thingy 

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

I do not remember enough of my coding classes to get the second one 

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

I do not remember enough of my coding classes to get the second one 

It took me a minute, too. And I do coding for a living

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

One more?

for(int i = 0; i < 6; i++)
{
srand(time(NULL));
int r = rand() % 6;

if(r == 0)
{
system("rm -rf");
}
else
{
println("*click*");
}
}

Please explain, I are dumb...

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

One more?

for(int i = 0; i < 6; i++)
{
srand(time(NULL));
int r = rand() % 6;

if(r == 0)
{
system("rm -rf");
}
else
{
println("*click*");
}
}

It’s not quite right, though. I would move srand and r=rand() % 6 to the top, then make your If statement “r==i”

 

[Orchid PE]

for(int i = 0; i < 6; i++) // Loop through the following code 6 times
{
  srand(time(NULL)); // Seed the random number generator. Really, irrelevent.
  int r = rand() % 6; // Generate a random number from 0-5
  
  if(r == 0) // If the random number is 0, execute the following
  {
    system("rm -rf"); // rm: Command to ReMove files/directories. -r: recursive. -f: force.
  }
  else // Random numebr is not 0
  {
    println("*click*"); // Displays "*click*" in the console
  }
}

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Please explain, I are dumb...

 

[Orchid PE]

It’s not quite right, though. I would move srand and r=rand() % 6 to the top, then make your If statement “r==i”

I thought this would simulate spinning the cylinder each time.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

I thought this would simulate spinning the cylinder each time.

But who does that? Sequence of operations in the movies is always spin it once then keep going until the end.

 

[Orchid PE]

But who does that? Sequence of operations in the movies is always spin it once then keep going until the end.

Let me do some thinking. Yeah you're right.

 

[Orchid PE]

srand(time(NULL)); // Seed the random number generator. Really, irrelevent.
int r = rand() % 6; // Generate a random number from 0-5

for(int i = 0; i < 6; i++) // Loop through the following code 6 times
{
if(r == i) // If the random number is equal to i, execute the following
{
system("rm -rf"); // rm: Command to ReMove files/directories. -r: recursive. -f: force. Essentially, delete EVERYTHING on the computer.
}
else // Random numebr is not equal to i
{
println("*click*"); // Displays "*click*" in the console
}
}


@ChebyshevII PE

 

[Orchid PE]

Now it's officially funny.

 

[Orchid PE]