October 2019 15k SPAM Thread

[RBHeadge PE]

LOL. Mrs Cheb is already thinking about #4 and I’m just over here like:

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You know you're she's going to get her way eventually right?

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

You know you're she's going to get her way eventually right?

Obviously. Unless, of course, there was an accident of some sort. Like I “accidentally” went to the hospital and got snipped.

 

[Orchid PE]

We had friends who had quads, 1 one girl and 3 boys...I remember visiting their house one day when the kids were 3 or 4. They were all simultaneously throwing all their toys at the wall. Their mother looked like she wanted to jump out the window.

All the same age would be rough. Spreading them out over time helps. Though, I would prefer to have twins this next time around since we want 3 total, and we can just knock out the rest in one more pregnancy.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

This has definitely been the worst part of my last 4 days.

that feel will eventually go away. Maybe as soon as January if you pass.

 

[Will.I.Am PE]

I read this and was like, "Yeah, yeah, after 2...wait.  5?  Why would you do that to yourself?"

To give natural selection the finger!

(For context, I have no kids and it's entirely possible that natural selection will, ultimately, be giving me the finger.) 

 

[RBHeadge PE]

With these stories you guys are just reinforcing the "one and done" decision my wife and I made.

 

[Booo]

They kind of start taking care of each other by that point lol

Yeah but how do you afford everything else.

 

[Orchid PE]

With these stories you guys are just reinforcing the "one and done" decision my wife and I made.

Give the first one a year before making a final decision. It's so amazing and unbelievable watching them grow up and interact with other kids, that's why we want more.

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

I'm on Team No Kids Ever.

 

[Orchid PE]

Yeah but how do you afford everything else.

Roughly, I'd say the cost of each kid is: Tn = S / (5 + 2^n), Where Tn is the total cost for kid n, and S is your yearly salary.

 

[leggo PE]

The most aggravating thing about this whole exam is wondering for the rest of my life, "what problems did I get wrong and why?"

You will not worry about this once you've passed, I promise.

 

[Booo]

Roughly, I'd say the cost of each kid is: Tn = S / (5 + 2^n), Where Tn is the total cost for kid n, and S is your yearly salary.

So with no kids they still eat up your salary. Checks out if you include dating 

 

[Orchid PE]

Roughly, I'd say the cost of each kid is: Tn = S / (5 + 2^n), Where Tn is the total cost for kid n, and S is your yearly salary.

Tn = S / (5 + 2^n)   for     age of oldest < 5
ΣT1..n = S     for     age of oldest > 5

 

[Orchid PE]

So with no kids they still eat up your salary. Checks out if you include dating 

We probably spent more money on babies before the first was even born lol

 

[leggo PE]

No kids for me, yet, either. But eventually! Hopefully two. Not counting on anything.

 

[Booo]

Tn = S / (5 + 2^n)   for     age of oldest < 5
ΣT1..n = S     for     age of oldest > 5

So in 3.25 years my kid will eat up my entire salary. Thanks for the heads up. I will see if I can up my intermittent fasting to full time fasting. 

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

Were done with site visits. And i get my ikea stop on the way back!

 

[Orchid PE]

So in 3.25 years my kid will eat up my entire salary. Thanks for the heads up. I will see if I can up my intermittent fasting to full time fasting. 

Yep. School clothes, karate, T ball, birthday gifts, other kids' birthday party gifts, christmas, summer camp, 529 plan, food, etc. lol

 

[RBHeadge PE]

And i get my ikea stop on the way back!

 

[Orchid PE]

I imagine one day I'll be sitting in the living room on my phone looking at my bank account and saying, "Honey, I thought I got paid today." She'll then reply, "You did. We have 3 kids. Thanks."