October 2019 15k SPAM Thread

[JayKay PE]

So close to finishing this review.  So.  Damn.  Close.

Then I can go back to training.  Yay?

 

[Road Guy]

it feels like a monday again

 

[txjennah PE]

"got no time for living, spamming all the time"

"I guess that's why they call me the working SPAM"

 

[txjennah PE]

Baby SPAM, doo doo doo doo doot...

(Haha, don't kill me)

Oh dear god, my mom plays that song all the time for her dog. ALL THE DAMN TIME and she puts it on Instagram too, so even though I'm over a thousand miles away from her, I CAN'T ESCAPE IT.

Add that to her list of Mom things.  Liking essential oils and playing "Baby Shark" for her dog.

 

[JayKay PE]

List of mom things from today:

Mom sending scary Waffle House gifs (more than one, all breakfast themed)

Sending pics of the cats, who are sprawled out

Let me know she voted, but more importantly, she got a new library card!

Send many pictures of fried chicken wings she is eating without dad knowing (this is in the family group chat that, yes, my father is part of)

 

[JayKay PE]

Oh dear god, my mom plays that song all the time for her dog. ALL THE DAMN TIME and she puts it on Instagram too, so even though I'm over a thousand miles away from her, I CAN'T ESCAPE IT.

Add that to her list of Mom things.  Liking essential oils and playing "Baby Shark" for her dog.

Can we swap moms for one day?  Please and thank you.

 

[txjennah PE]

List of mom things from today:

Mom sending scary Waffle House gifs (more than one, all breakfast themed)

Sending pics of the cats, who are sprawled out

Let me know she voted, but more importantly, she got a new library card!

Send many pictures of fried chicken wings she is eating without dad knowing (this is in the family group chat that, yes, my father is part of)

Lmao at the last bullet

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Junge Haifisch, doo doo doo doot? @leggo PE Haha I made that up. I don't really know.

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Add that to her list of Mom things.  Liking essential oils and playing "Baby Shark" for her dog.

I've actually never heard the whole song, but my baby niece loves it so I leave the room before it comes on!

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

....Aaaaaand t-t-t-triple post!

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

All my mother did today was tell me what she wanted for Xmas and then complain about work

She wants dry sacks for hiking since I was judging her ziploc bags (her words)

 

[txjennah PE]

Eating my Halloween candy since I clearly don't love myself spam.

 

[txjennah PE]

Where are my spammers at? west coast spammers?

I'm trying to make up hours thhhhh.

 

[txjennah PE]

Damn Canadian geese woke up my resting pup with all their honking

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

SPAM.

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Edit: Ooh! ToP! :bananalama:

 

[txjennah PE]

Husband is playing banjo in a concert and I can't watch him play since I have to watch over a recovering doggo SPAM

 

[Will.I.Am PE]

Where are my spammers at? west coast spammers?

I'm trying to make up hours thhhhh.

I'm back after a brief trip to the store and the polling place.

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Husband is playing banjo in a concert and I can't watch him play since I have to watch over a recovering doggo SPAM

What happened to your doggo???

 

[LyceeFruit PE]