October 2017 15K, or get Matt267 PE banned, SPAM thread

[knight1fox3]

#firstworldproblems

 

[leggo PE]

#overpriced

#notmuchbetterthanothers

#letthebananasgo

Wait, you think TJ's is overpriced? It is by far the cheapest thing around here!

Also, no, I cannot let the bananas go. Both my fiancé and I legitimately eat a banana a day EVERY SINGLE DAY. It's the first thing to be consumed in the morning!

 

[DoctorWho-PE]

As soon as Trader Joe's gets delivery... But then again, do I trust someone to pick out my bananas for me? Probably not...

Our store you can tell them I want 6 bananas, 3 ripe tomorrow and 3 ripe in 2 days, and they will pick them out accordingly.

 

[leggo PE]

Our store you can tell them I want 6 bananas, 3 ripe tomorrow and 3 ripe in 2 days, and they will pick them out accordingly.

Woahhhh fancy. I'd need two ripe today, two ripe tomorrow, two ripe two days from now, and if I'm getting crazy, two ripe three days from now. WHAT ABOUT AVOCADOS?!?!

 

[DoctorWho-PE]

Woahhhh fancy. I'd need two ripe today, two ripe tomorrow, two ripe two days from now, and if I'm getting crazy, two ripe three days from now. WHAT ABOUT AVOCADOS?!?!

Avocados in the Midwest are a crapshoot no matter what.

 

[leggo PE]

Avocados in the Midwest are a crapshoot no matter what.

But I'm in CA.

 

[DoctorWho-PE]

But I'm in CA.

I know, just saying I don't know how they do with avocados.  We still do the old fashioned go to the store and shop thing.  It is an opportunity to go somewhere with out the kids. 

 

[Ble_PE]

Is it time to go home yet?

 

[DoctorWho-PE]

Is it time to go home yet?

If you have to ask... no.

 

[Ble_PE]

What's for dinner?

 

[DoctorWho-PE]

What's for dinner?

Dunno.  Its date night for us.

And by us I mean hubs and self.  Not propositioning you Ble.

 

[Ble_PE]

Dunno.  Its date night for us.

And by us I mean hubs and self.  Not propositioning you Ble.

And here I was thinking I might get lucky tonight...

 

[envirotex]

Butternut squash "noodles" with italian sausage, spinach and sage.

 

[DoctorWho-PE]

And here I was thinking I might get lucky tonight...

Not on a Wednesday. 

 

[cmelton3]

Wait so the more I post on here the better my odds of passing are? Why did I even waste my time studying if its this easy?

 

[Ble_PE]

Not on a Wednesday. 

Should have figured.

 

[DoctorWho-PE]

Should have figured.

Sorry.

 

[Bonsai]

Every time you quote this post increases your chances of passing by 0.5%.

 

[Ble_PE]

Who the heck schedules meetings at 4 pm?!?

 

[cmelton3]

Jerks. That's who.

Although I have used the "4 pm meeting with a client" excuse to go home early once or twice before.