October 2016 Spam-athon Thread

[matt267 PE]

Pants are always a good idea at the office.

 

[envirotex]

That depends on the location of your office...

 

[envirotex]

Plus I find that a dress or a skirt is usually appropriate, as well...

 

[matt267 PE]

True, no pants for strippers.

 

[envirotex]

And, I am not really wearing pants today and I am working, so...

 

[Dleg]

To be honest, not only am I wearing pants, but I am also wearing underwear.  And long underwear.

 

[NJmike PE]

yoga pants and platform stilettos are always acceptable in my book

 

[SE_FL]

 I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party 

 

[SE_FL]

Excuse me? 

 

[SE_FL]

The...party. With the...pants. Party with pants?

 

[SE_FL]

 Brick, are you saying that there is a party in your pants and that I'm invited? 

 

[SE_FL]

That's it.

 

[SE_FL]

Did Brian tell you to say this Brick?

 

[SE_FL]

No. Yes. He did.

 

[SE_FL]

Okay. No. I don't want to go to a Party in your pants?

 

[SE_FL]

Very well. Ian would you like to go to a party in my pants?

 

[SE_FL]

No Brick.

 

[SE_FL]

All right. Let's go.

 

[SE_FL]

[crash] Its alright. I'm alright.

 

[sersmay]