October 2015 Spamfest

[thekzieg]

Boss wants me to use RISA

 

[itinerant]

You should ask the boss if he knows the similarity between him and a diaper. 

 

[thekzieg]

I'd rather not get fired.

 

[itinerant]

If thats not subtle enough just say "no similarities" 

 

[matt267 PE]

That said, I'm definitely retaking if I didn't pass this time

I'm not sure what I would do.

 

[itinerant]

Tell him later sometime that they both are full of shit. 

 

[itinerant]

I'm not sure what I would do.

If not this time, maybe the next time. 

 

[thekzieg]

Work today is going nowhere.

 

[thekzieg]

Lets all quit.

 

[thekzieg]

Go to mexico and drink cheap beer.

 

[itinerant]

Go to mexico and drink cheap beer.

I don't have the visa 

 

[thekzieg]

I need a vacation.

 

[thekzieg]

I need to not get assigned these shitty projects.

 

[thekzieg]

I want to design a building, not these stupid smokestacks.

 

[matt267 PE]

I don't have the visa 

just dig a tunnel.

 

[thekzieg]

Rough analysis says it's fine. Why do you want a FEM?

 

[matt267 PE]

8997

 

[thekzieg]

Can't actually model it in RISA because there's "not enough rebar"

 

[thekzieg]

It's an existing structure. Just calc the damn forces.

 

[matt267 PE]

9000